Farting..... sign up for the JCO Fart appreciation Society

[cotton]

yeah, so.....i'm just gonna take a wild guess, and say that this thread is made up of mostly guys.....right?? yeah. i thought so.

With names like Cotton,Fluffy,Canadian Jayne, Mia and Happygal???lol

[KC8t80]

hi my name is Casey and am i fart-a-holic . i fart when eat burritos or anything bean related, i fart when i don't eat beans and i fart when i feel a room is too quiet.

[fluffy]

welcome.............lol.........group hug......lol

fluffy

[cotton]

group hug

NOOOOO!! A group of fartaholics squeezing each other could be deadly! Please do not advise group hugs in the fartaholic section anymore!

[fluffy]

ok........nobody light a match......freeze.....lol.....

fluffy

[Canadian Jayne]

So I still have more to learn.
Thanks for the quiz.

[Laura Laing]

Personally I come from a fart family....we used to rate them...favorite family past time was to have dad wrestle with us and try to fart on our heads....great laughs...

Just so happens chili is on the menu tonight and the tunes are about to begin.....

[Canadian Jayne]

always the worst, women try to escape the smell,
men revel in the odiferous environment.

[shamaho]

any bodily noises are funny....the more embarassing the better, once you get over the blushing part. my daughter (and I won't say which one) could win a belching contest with the best of them. She has amazing lung capacity....no idea where she got that from.

[Happygal]

On that fart test, I got a 60%! Thats really good!

[cotton]

I looked up the word "fart" on Wikipedia

Early usage
A well known usage of the fart in Middle English occurs in Chaucer's "Miller's Tale" (one of the Canterbury Tales). In the tale (which is told by a bawdy miller as a group of pilgrims travel to Canterbury), the character Nicholas hangs his buttocks out of a window and flatulates in the face of his rival Absolom, who is instead expecting a kiss. Absolom is humiliated by this gesture. Nicholas then attempts to repeat the prank, and Absolom then sears Nicholas's rear with a red-hot poker.

This Alison answered; "Who is there
That knocketh so? I warrant him a thief."
"Nay, nay," quoth he, "God wot, my sweete lefe,
I am thine Absolon, my own darling.
Of gold," quoth he, "I have thee brought a ring,
My mother gave it me, so God me save!
Full fine it is, and thereto well y-grave:
This will I give to thee, if thou me kiss."
Now Nicholas was risen up to piss,
And thought he would amenden all the jape;
He shoulde kiss his erse ere that he scape:
And up the window did he hastily,
And out his erse he put full privily
Over the buttock, to the haunche bone.
And therewith spake this clerk, this Absolon,
"Speak, sweete bird, I know not where thou art."
This Nicholas anon let fly a fart,
As great as it had been a thunder dent;
That with the stroke he was well nigh y-blent;
But he was ready with his iron hot,
And Nicholas amid the erse he smote.
Off went the skin an handbreadth all about.
The hote culter burned so his toutv,
That for the smart he weened he would die;
As he were wood, for woe he gan to cry,

Later usage
"To break wind behind." (Samuel Johnson 1709 - 1784).

As when we a gun discharge,
Although the bore be ne'er so large,
Before the flame from muzzle burst,
Just at the breech it flashes first;
So from my lord his passion broke,
He farted first, and then he spoke."
- Swift.

[cotton]

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[Kaat]

my name is........Kaat..............................and i think Farting is funny!!

I think the sounds are what make farts funny, from the tiniest peep to the loudest explosion. I don't find the smells funny, though. Ewww!

My favorite fart memory is being in church when I was a kid. During a very quiet, sombre moment in the service, someone let a long, loud fart. It was a low pitched one and you could hear the cheeks flapping together... very loose. It was so loud... I swear at least half the room must have heard it. Anyway, I think I would have been OK except that the sound that immediately followed was the sound of my younger brother slapping his hand over his mouth as his eyes BULGED in total shock and amazement. I found THAT reaction so funny (because it was so genuine and exactly what I (and probably everybody else in the room) was thinking on the inside, except he was showing it on the outside) that I started snickering... then he started snickering... then my whole family started snickering... even people behind us started snickering. Everybody settled down after a bit, but I couldn't no matter how hard I tried. I had to go stand outside by myself until it was over.

p.s. I know I haven't posted in a while, but I've sure missed it... lately life has really interfered with my ability to post much... but I will post when I can... JCO ROCKS!!

[Laura Laing]

Hi Kaat!!

Farting was such a big thing in our house.

When I was little I can remember my mom setting up a prank for dad to rid him of his farting fun.
She took a pair of his underwear and cut a hole in the backside, then she painted brown nail polish around the hole...folded up the undies and put them on the top of the pile in the drawer....The next morning she hid under the covers waiting for the right moment, and when dad put on the underwear and then discovered the hole...mom popped her head up and said, "see, I told you, you'd blow out the ass of your shorts one day!"....

[Canadian Jayne]

Dos it even work??
Hard to believe they've invented something like that.
That's so funny but well needed in some instances.
Is this for real or are you jiving us???