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by lammy » Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:36 pm
"Come sit back down dear . I am sure this is just a misunderstanding."
Marie reached for Sara's hand .
Sara grabs Marie's hand and sat back down . A tear runs down Sara's
face and Marie wipes it away .
Sara looks at Marie . "It's okay . I mean Jake and I are not involved
in anything... he's just my boss." She grins .
There's a knock at the door .
"Jake are you there" , shouts a woman .
Sara stands up and so does Marie .
"Huh" , says Sara in shock .
"I am sure it's a church lady." Laughs Marie .
"A church person that knows Master Jake's name?"
"Master" , asked Marie . Marie shook her head .
"I'll get the door" , said Sara .
Marie went to warn Jake about the person at the door .
"Who is it" , asked Sara looking through the peep whole .
"It's Susan" , she shouts .
Sara opened the door . "Susan... I think you have the wrong house" ,
says Sara as she slowly began closing the door .
"How could that be?" She pushed the door open .
"Ugh . How dare you" , shouts Sara .
"Hon- I think you better go solve that problem you have." Laughs
Marie .
"What problem" , asked Jake with a confussed look on his face . Jake
took his cooking mittens off and ran to the front door .
"Listen lady, I don't know who you are but you need to leave right this
instant" , shouts Sara . Sara crossed her arms .
"And if I don't" , says Susan walking to the livingroom .
"You'll regret it" , angrily replied Sara . Sara closed her eyes when
Jake came running to Sara .
"Sara... Sara, dear- be nice" , Jake said standing behind her .
Susan sat down . "Hola Jake." Grins Susan .
"You" , says Sara furiously to Jake .
Jake took Sara to the bedroom .
"Master Jake, how dare you?"
"How dare I what" , asked Jake .
"Well who is she" , Sara asked sadly .
"She's friends with the ones that left me out to die... and I think she
likes me."
Jake fixed his glasses .
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by lammy » Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:44 pm
Sara laughs . "Now she likes you ? How about before we meet?"
"Hmmm..." . Jake looks around . "You have a point ,but anyways that
was the past- give her a chance." Jake looked into Sara's eyes and they
were watery .
"A chance... hmm."
"Please Sara ..." Jake placed his hand on her shoulder . "Please?"
Jake raised her head so that she would look at him .
Still with tears in her eyes she said, "Okay Master. But if she lays one
finger on you... she'll pay!"
Jake wiped her tears . "Whatever you say. " Grined Jake .
They both walked to the livingroom and did not see Susan .
"Good, she left." Cheered Sara .
So they walked into the kitchen .
"Hello Jake" , says Susan then grins .
"Hello again Susan" , smiles Jake .
"Darling could you please give me a hand over here" , asked Marie to
Jake .
"Sure mom." Jake helped Marie with what was left to cook .
Susan and Sara where sitting at the dinner table .
"So who are you " , asked Susan to Sara .
"I am someone very special to Jake. why?"
Susan laughs . "Nothing. He just never mentioned you to me" . Grins
Susan .
"That's because I am so special he wants no one to know" , says Sara
and rolls her eyes at Susan .
"Hon, what are you going to do about this mess" , asked Marie to Jake .
"Mother I can't throw Sara out, she is dear to me and I can't throw
Susan out because she likes me" , answered Jake nervously .
"Well you are going to have to do something and quick" . Marie grabs
the pot with food and brings it to the dinner table . "Dinner is ready
girls!"
Marie sat down as so did Jake .
When Susan saw Jake sit next to Sara she moved to sit down next to
him and as she went to sit down the chair gave way .
Sara began laughing histerically .
"I'm sorry that chair was broken" , says Jake and helps Susan up .
"Thanx Jake" , Susan says then grabs Jake by the waist .
Sara saw this and pouted .
Marie served herself . Jake moved another chair for Susan to sit next
to him .
Marie passes the pot to Susan . Sara served herself as she stared down
Jake and Susan . Sara noticed that Jake was moving around a lot in his
chair so she droped the serving fork on purpose .
"Oops!" Sara bend down to pick up the fork and looks under the table
where she saw that Susan was rubbing her foot on Jake's thighs .
Sara groans . "Here Master Jake" , says Sara throwing the pot at Jake .
"Huh" , says Susan .
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by lammy » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:13 pm
Marie was eating and did not want to get in the middle of what was going
on but after some food splattered on her face she dropt her fork on her
plate and looked at the three of them, then she sighs .
Sara kicked Susan under the table .
"Ouch woman... are you nuts" , yelled Susan .
Sara started laughing .
"Oh Jesus" , says Marie. " I am going to take my dinner to the
livingroom." Marie stood up and left .
Susan rubbed her knee . "So Jake, do you want to tell me who this
person is" , asked Susan .
"Yes Jake, please explain to me who she is too" , shouted Sara .
Jake stood up . "Look you two..." He points to Susan . "Sara- she is
Susan and she likes me!"
Susan laughs .
Sara didn't believe Susan was laughing . Sara squinted her eyes and
crossed her arms .
"Right Susan, you like me" , asked Jake .
Susan grabbed her throat . She tried speaking but couldn't talk . She
tried and tried and couldn't .
Sara grined .
Jake shook his head . Susan got up and ran out the house .
"Goodbye dear" , said Marie when she saw Susan run out the house .
Marie then got up from the couch and listened to Jake and Sara talk in the
kitchen .
"Sara- that wasn't nice" , said Jake angrily while eating .
"But Master Jake- she laughed when you asked her if she liked you" ,
said Sara sad. "She doesn't deserve you."
"Oh Sara, don't worry about it . I knew she was after me because
maybe she thought I won the lottery." Laughs Jake .
"So you don't hate me Master Jake?"
"No Sara- not at all." Smiled Jake .
Sara smiles . "Does your mom know about me" , she whispered .
"I don't think she does." Winked Jake . "And lets keep it like that for
now."
Marie droped her jaw . "She's a Genie... my son has a genie" , she
said to herself jumping up and down . "Whoo hoo..." , she yelled .
"Mother are you okay" , yells Jake .
Marie walks into the kitchen . She smiles . "Yes son, I am alright . I
couldn't be better."
Sara and Jake had finished eating . Marie starts to clean up the table .
Jake placed his hands on Marie's .
"Mother don't bother . Go get some rest."
Marie looks at Sara . "Are you sure?"
Sara smiles and knods her head . "Uh hum... we'll clean up." Then
grins .
"Okay then.I am going to go lay down" . Marie walks of to Jake's
bedroom, turns on the television and lays down . She flicks the channels
and hears the closet door opening . She sits up . The closet door kept
opening . Marie threw the remote control at the closet door . Belly runs
out of the closet and into the livingroom where he hid under the couch .
"Dumb cat" , says Marie .
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by lammy » Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:28 pm
It has been two hours since Roland, Steffanie, Tim, Mike, Ross and Jim
had discussed the plan to steal the Genie . All had a good buzz going on .
"So we agree that we'll make this look like a robbery" , asked Roland to
everyone .
"Yeah" , said Jim and Mike .
"Okay hon- turn us back" , shouts Roland .
"The food was delicous you are a great chef." Winked Sara at Jake .
"Thanx."
"When is your mom leaving?"
"You know what -I haven't asked." He laughs . "She can stay for as
long as she wishes."
"You are so nice Master Jake." Grins Sara . "Should I pick up Master
Jake?"
"Sure."
Sara crossed her arms and closed her eyes . One second later the
dishes had been cleaned andn so was the table .
"Sara did you grab your bottle from my office" , asked Jake as he
walked to the livingroom and did not see it on the television stand .
Sara walks behind Jake . "No Master I didn't."
"Well let's go then."
Two seconds later they were at the donut shop .
Sara walked into the office and Jake into the kitchen .
"I got it" , yelled Sara .
"I'll be right there" , shouts Jake .
Jake was checking to see what he needed to purchase for tomorrow .
Sara walked into the kitchen . "What are you doing Master Jake?"
"Come here Sara."
"What's wrong Master?"
"Oh nothing, just looking to see what I need to buy for tomorrow."
Sara looked at Jake . "Master tell me what it is that you need and I'll
make it appear." Smiles Sara .
"I need all of that to be thrown away." He points at all the old food in
the refrigerator and the dough full of mold . "And all of that over there
also."
"Okay Master." Sara did her thing . Two seconds later all in the
refrigerator was replaced with fresh products .
"Thank you Sara." Smiled Jake .
"No problem Master" , said Sara batting her eyelashes at Jake .
Marie stretches on the bed . She gets up from bed and walks to the
bathroom .
"Jake... hello... anyone here" , she yells . "Hmm, no one is here." She
goes to the bathroom .
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by lammy » Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:53 pm
"Master Jake, can I come to work with you tomorrow?"
"Yes . Actually, I was going to ask you to help out... since I will fire
four of them tomorrow" , says Jake scratching his head .
"I can?" Smiles Sara .
"Yeah, it be fun." Winks Jake .
Sara blushes .
"Let's go home Sara."
Marie is in the fridge searching for something to snack on . "Hmm,
strawberries, my favorite" , she says and grabs some . She goes to shut
the fridge door when Jake and Sara appear in the kitchen . Marie turns
around . "Huh" ,says Marie standing there in shock .
Jake looks at Sara . "Oh no..."
"Sorry Master."
"How, what- oh..." said Marie and fainted .
Jake ran to Marie so did Sara .
"Mother? Mom... wake up" , shouted Jake . He moved her head side to
side plus he checked her pulse .
"Is she okay Master" , asked Sara standing over Marie .
"She's okay. She's just in shock . Blink her on my bed please" , says
Jake .
They both arrived at the bedroom and saw Marie laying peacefully
covered and sleeping .
"Sleep mother, cause when you wake up you'll think this was just a
dream."Grined Jake . "Let's go watch television in the lvivingroom for a
while" , says Jake to Sara .
"Is she going to be okay Master?"
"Yes she is going to be fine . Come" , says Jake grabbing Sara's hand
and walking with her to the livingroom .
They sat down side by side .
"What do you want to watch Master?"
"You." Grins Jake .
"What" , asked Sara confussed .
"You . I want to watch you." Jake got closer to Sara . "Can I kiss
you?"
Sara was speechless .
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by lammy » Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:43 pm
Jake got even closer to her . He touched her face . "You're so
beautiful .
Why did they curse you like this ? Why can't you be normal like me" ,
asked Jake . He then touched her lips with his .
Sara made fireworks go off outside and Jake smiled.
Sara pulled her head back . "I guess if I was normal you wouldn't be
here-you'd probably still be stuck in that island" , she whispered .
"Don't remind me." Jake sat back on the couch . "Lay your head on my
lap" , says Jake to Sara .
Sara had goosebumps something she had never felt before . She laid
her head on his lap and looked up at him . "Master?"
Jake looked at her . "Yes."
"Do you think you could ever love someone like me?"
Jake laughed . "I think I should be the one asking that question . I
haven't loved anyone since second grade." He laughs .
"I don't believe it" , says Sara .
They both got quiet while still staring into eachothers eyes . In slow
motion Jake lowers his head and begins kissing Sara passionately .
"Don't forget guys about tomorrow morning . Tim and Ross will hold up
the donut shop, while Steffanie and I rob his apartment... is that clear" ,
asked Roland to everyone as they got off the boat stumbling from side to
side .
"Yeah boss . Heard you loud and clear" . Ross falls off the boat and l
ands face first on the dock . He laughs .
Everyone else laughs .
Sara and Jake had fallen asleep . Belly comes out from under the
couch and sees both of them sleeping . He jumps up on Sara and layed
down . Sara opened her eyes and saw Belly ontop of her, she smiled as
she petted Belly . Belly purred all night as he slept .
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by lammy » Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:54 pm
Morning :
A bird is chirping away in a tree . A dog is barking across the street
and a man is mowing his lawn next door .
Marie wakes up coughing . She sits up on the bed . "Ouch my head .
Darn- I feel like I've been hit by a truck" , says Marie feeling the back of
her head . She spits up a strawberry . "I thought I was dreaming... okay
what happened to me last night" , she asked herself . She gets out of
bed and stretches ."I could of sworn my son and that girl appeared from
no where" , she said and laughs while walking to the livingroom . She
sees Jake, Sara and Belly sleeping on the couch . "Ahh, what a cute
family." She laughs . "Goodmorning kids!"
Jake heard something and got startled, he jumped up pushing sara and
Belly on the floor .
"Ouch" , says Sara .
"Meaow" , says the cat landing on his back on the floor .
"Oh guys I am sorry" , says Jake and helps Sara get up .
Sara laughs as she stood up . "Jake you sure know how to wake up
someone ."
Belly climbed into his favorite couch .
"Sorry buddy" , said Jake to Belly .
Belly truned his head and fell back asleep .
Marie sat down with Sara on the couch while Jake went to take a
shower .
"Did you sleep well?"
Sara smiles . "I've never slept better in my life." She laughs .
Marie adds , "that's good, cause I had such a dream" . She laughs. "I
dreamt that you two just appread out of the blue and into the kitchen,
where I was snacking on something" , Marie said nervously .
Sara busted out laughing hitting herself on the knee as she laughed .
Marie looked at her weird . "I don't think what I said was that funny."
Sara got quiet and took a big gulp . "Well- I... I... I don't know what to
tell you." Grined Sara .
Marie got close to Sara on the couch she grabbed Sara by the
wrist . "Now look... I might be old but not senile . I know there's
something fishy around here . You can confess or I'll beat it out of you" ,
whispered Marie .
Sara looked at Belly and Belly opened his eyes and lifted his ears .
"Wow- I don't know what you mean" , grined Sara .
Marie squeezed Sara's wrist even harder .
Sara opened her eyes really wide .
"Don't play dumb with me... what are you?"
"Meaow... meaow" said Belly as he ran and jumped on Sara's
lap . "Meaow..."
"Nice kitty" , said Sara while petting Belly . Sara looks at Marie . "Are
you okay Mrs. Brown?"
Marie let go of Sara's wrist .
Sara let out a big sigh .
Marie stood up and points to Sara . "Listen, I think you are a sweet
person . My son might like you but I do not want an alien as a daughter-
in-law." Marie then walks away to the kitchen .
Sara starts crying . "She doesn't want me as a daughter-in-law?"
Tears fall on Belly . "Meaow" , says belly licking Sara's face .
"Are you ready for work today" , asked Jake when he saw Sara
sad . "What's wrong" , he asked then sat next to her .
Belly moves from Sara's lap to Jake's lap .
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by lammy » Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:09 pm
Sara is looking down at her hand . "Your mother doesn't like me." She
cries .
"Why do you say that" , asked Jake while petting Belly .
"Because she said she didn't want an alien as a daughter-in-law."
Jake laughs . He grabs her face and turns her face to his . He kisses
her on the lips .
Belly just stares .
"You're not an alien... you know that . Don't cry . I still think of you as
a normal person- only that you are special." Grins Jake .
Sara wipes her tears away .
"Are you ready to work?"
Sara smiles . "Yes!"
"Well let's go" , says Jake and helps Sara stand up .
Jake puts Belly on his favorite couch . Jake held Sara's
hand . "Mother, we are going to work. Feel free to stop in" , he shouts .
Marie runs into the livingroom. "Hon?"
Jake and Sara had disappeared .
"Yo Mike, are you ready for this" , asked Jim while they walked to the
shop .
"I don't know Jim . I am on probation- this will land me five years in
jail."
Mike knods his head .
"I hear you- this will land me in jail too and I am worried" , says Jim .
"Just act like you don't know anything about what happens here
today" , says Mike .
They both shook hands and kept walking to the shop .
Susan's phone rings .
"Hello Sue . what's going on" , asked Steffanie .
"Nothing much" , answered Susan .
"Did you find out who is the girl Jake's with?
"Yes- she is a witch or something" , says Susan .
Steffanie laughs . "Why do you say that?"
"The bitch took my voice away yesterday."
"I don't know what you mean" , said Steffanie confussed .
"She made me mute" , yelled Susan .
Stefffanie stood quiet for a few seconds . "Don't worry about it- her
days are numbered." Grined Steffanie . "Listen, we have a plan to get
rid of her today- so smile and be happy because the witch will fly back to
her hole" , laughs Steffanie . "Talk to you later" , says Steffanie and
hangs up .
"Can you believe that hon" , says Steffanie to Roland .
"The bitch has powers" , responded Steffanie .
Roland looked at Steffanie as they drove to Jake's house . "That witch
will be mine." Grins Roland .
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by lammy » Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:23 pm
"Ugh ! I thought we were going to get rid of her" , said Steffanie upset .
'"Don't start Steff... this is not the time for you to get jealous" , shouts
Roland .
"Steffanie rolled her eyes .
"What do I do Master Jake?"
"Okay, sit down and I'll talk you through the steps."
Both of them sat down .
"When someone asks you what kind of donut there is- just look at the
bins where they are kept. Infront should be the name of the donut . If
someone asks for coffee..."
Sara giggles . "I know how to make coffee Master."
Jake placed his hands on hers . "It's easy really- you don't have to
bake . Your job will be taking orders."
"Sounds like fun!" Grins Sara .
Jake jumps up and down then claps once . "Okie dokie- let's work."
Sara begins by dusting of the tables in the dinningroom while Jake is at
his office putting some paperwork together .
"Oh snaps... they are here already." Points Mike .
"Where" , asks Jim .
"Over there." Mike points at a car parked on the other side of the
street .
"Shit" , says Jim .
"Are you ready Tim" , asked Ross .
Tim knods his head . "Yes."
They both put on their mask .
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by lammy » Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:31 pm
Mike and Jim walked to the front door of the donut shop . Ross honked
the horn and pointed to the back of the shop . Mike and Jim
knoded their heads .
Jim knocked on the door .
"Jake your employees are here" , shouted Sara . She opened the door
and let's them in . "Hi guys!" She smiled .
Mike looked at Jim .
"Uh- yes, is there work today for us" , asked Mike rubbing his forhead .
"Ofcourse. Come in."
They both walked in on their toes .
"Where's Jake" , asked Jim .
"Oh yes, he is in his office doing some paperwork but you can begin
your duty . I'll let him know you guys have arrived" , said Sara smiling .
"Wait- can you come show us how to work the new machines" , asked
Jim .
Sara laughs . "Oh dear..." She hits herself on her forhead . "I have
no clue how to even begin explaining anything." She laughs again .
"But I think Jake knows more than me . I'll got get him."
She walked towards Jake's office but Mike grabbed her by the
back of her shirt and dragged her to the kitchen .
"What are you doing" , she shouted .
Jim ran and opened the back door of the shop and in walked Ross .
"Jake" , screamed Sara .
Mike covered her mouth . She tried screaming once more but Ross
smacked her in the head with the back of his gun . Sara fell to the floor .
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by fluffy » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:21 pm
seriously Lammy, your myspace blog would get thousands of hits.........you should think about posting there...........if i'd known i'd have posted Poochy there.......
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by lammy » Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:46 pm
Thanx but am afraid someone will take it and make it their own . Don't trust to much the myspace scene .
Tim stayed in the car until Ross gave him a signal to drive the car to the
back of the shop . Ross signaled Tim and he spead to the back of the
donut shop .
As she laid there on the floor Ross took out some duck tape and taped
her hands together behind her back . He also taped her eyes and mouth
shut .
"Help me put her in the trunk" , said Ross to Mike and Jim .
All three picked her up and carried her to the trunk where they dropped
her in .
"Plan worked better than expected!" Laughed Ross .
Mike and Jim where nervous as they ran back inside the shop .
Ross closed the trunk of the car . He ran to the passanger side got in
and said , "let's go- hurry" .
"Sure" , said Tim slamming on the gas .
Mike and Jim where walking in cirlces in the kitchen .
Ross calls Roland ( who is parked infront of Jake's house ) .
"Yo" , answers Roland .
"Boss it's done" , says Ross .
"Where is she?"
"She's in my trunk" , replied Ross .
"Good . Whatever you do- do not remove the duck tape from her eyes,
mouth or hands . Remember she knows magic" , said Roland .
"Birng her to my boat."
"Okay boss" .
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by lammy » Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:56 pm
"I'll be right there" , says Roland and hangs up the phone . Roland gets
out of his car . "You sit tight" , he said to Steffanie . "I'll be right back."
"Yes- okay hon." Frowns Steffanie .
Roland stares through the outside window of Jake's apartment and sees
movement . "Shit!"
Marie is in there getting ready to go into town . She hears a knock on
the door . "Who is it" , she shouts .
"It's a friend of Jake's ."
"Hmm, that's weird- he didn't tell me that anyone would be coming here
today" , she said to herself as she opened the door .
"Hi!"
"Hi . Jake said I could stop in today and check out something he has
that he is selling." Grins Roland .
"Really and where is this thing" , asked Marie with a suspecious look on
her face .
"This thing is in his bedroom" , answered Roland .
"Come in . What's your name?"
Roland walked in and Marie walks behind him .
"Do you know where this thing is... oh and I didn't catch your name" ,
asked Marie again .
Roland turns around . "My name is Joshua . And the thing he said he
left it somewhere around here" , says Roland walking the whole
apartment looking for the bottle .
"Meaow... meaow" , says Belly and jumps off his favorite couch and
follows Roland .
"So what does this thing look like" , asked Marie worried .
Roland turned around and saw it standing on top of the television
stand . "Ah- ha... here it is." He grins .
"That? No way... you can't take that" , shouted Marie grabbing it from
the stand .
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by Rosita » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:08 pm
OMG
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color, choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable!
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by lammy » Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:36 am
Roland tried to grab it from her . "Give me that you old lady" , he
shouts .
Belly hizzed at Roland .
Roland shoved Marie against the wall . She hit her head and fell to the
ground .
"This belongs to me" , said Roland and spits on Marie .
Belly furiously jumped on Roland and began scratching him .
"Ouch... Get off me you dumb cat" , yelled Roland . Roland tried
shaking the cat off him .
Belly dugged his nails into Roland's skin .
Roland grabbed Belly by the tail and with claws deep in his skin Roland
swong Belly across the livingroom ripping his cheek open .
"Meaow" , screamed the cat hitting the lamp and landing on the floor .
"Fuck" , yelled Roland placing his hand on his cheek to stop the
bleeding . He ran out of the house . "Start the car... Let's go" , shouts
Roland to Steffanie then jumps in the car .
"What the fuck happened in there" , screamed Steffanie speeding away .
"His mother was there and the fucking cat attacked me" , yells Roland .
"Are you okay?"
"I'll be fine... just get me to the dock" , shouts Roland .
Jake finished his paperwork . He opens the door and calls out for
Sara .
"Sara... Sara?" When he saw that she didn't respond he headed to the
kitchen .
"Jake" , says Mike nervous .
"Guys what are you all doing here so early" , said Jake looking around
for Sara .
He left the kitchen while Mike and Jim where following him .
"If you are looking for the woman that was here- she left" , exclaimed
Jim .
"She left" , asked Jake placing his hands on his hips . "Where did she
go?"
Mike lifted his shoulders and looked at Jim . "Gee- she really didn't say
where she was going." He grins .
Jake scratched his head . "Hmm... that's odd . She wouldn't just leave
without telling me anything . You guys stay put . I'll be back."
Jake ran out of the shop .
Jim and Mike sat in the dinningroom bitting their nails .
"Do you think he'll find out we are behind her disappearance" , asks
Jim to Mike .
"I hope not."
"Watch out you asshole" , screamed a man that almost hits Jake after
JJake crossed the street without looking .
Bah hum bug!!!!
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