New Nickyism.........lol

[fluffy]

well i really outdid myself today....lol.........talk about embarrassing stories..... ...... what embarrassing things have happened to you lately.....?????

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ps unfortunately JCO is PG 13 and my story is X rated.....lol...sorry folks......

[Filomena]

Now, now, Little Miss Nicky, you're going to have to go first. And then maybe, just maybe, you'll get us to spill the beans and share the pain!

[fluffy]

.............lmao..............i should have expected that i guess...........lmao.......

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[Filomena]

My embarassing moments usually involve either slipping and falling, or getting parts of my clothes (usually my sleeves) caught on doornobs or things like that.

So I'm walking along, and then I'm literally pulled back because of it. And then I have to nonchelantly disentangle myself, and then continue along my merry way like nothing happened!

God, I hate that. Why me?

[fluffy]

there was the time i was teaching some dysfuntional teens when i realised my bra underwire was poking through my jumper...........by about 8 inches.........lmao..........they didn't notice but i ran to the office and had a mega hysterical laughing fit.......i think the whole hospital heard me laughing............lmao

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[Filomena]

Oh my god!!! That's hilarious!

That reminds me of the time I was talking to one of my co-workers and didn't realize until later, that my top had unbuttoned all the way down and my black bra was showing.

No wonder our conversation never seemed to end. And then he left and came back for more!

I guess even if you're not well endowed (like me), guys eemed to be mesmirized by a tiny little cleavage. Dirty old man!

[fluffy]

omg.......you've got me started now........lol.......i went for an interview at the courts here and bought a smart new top to wear ......well i had the interview, they were very pleasant and smiled a lot... then to my horror, as i walked out i realised the top had somehow managed to unbutton itself down to the last button......... .......
Unfortunately god was bountiful in the boobie dept here and i must have looked like a strippergram.......i bet they were half expecting the stacked blonde to get her kit off and start dancing on the table.........
but i confess as i walked away i had a good laugh about it..........it was worth it for that alone.........lmao

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[carreypunkrawker]

I accidentally flashed a guy sliding down from a horse. My bra and shirt got wrapped around the bullhorn of the saddle, nearly totally came off, and the caretaker of the horse got the whole show. I haven't been back there since. . . not out of choice, but since things haven't been convenient for me to go back to the place. I'd love to go back since I love riding horses, I'll just make sure that my shirt and bra stay on my body.

he just smiled and blushed, and so did I, pulled everything down really fast but it was too late.

I choked on a hotdog in a restaurant, threw it back up in my lap, and right after my brother goes "EWWWWWWW! SHE THREW UP THE HOT DOG! EWWWWWW!" and then after that my family just moved to another table away from me. All the other people at tables did was stare, and when I tried to follow my mom, brother, and sister to the other table to continue my meal like nothing happened, they moved again. I got the message, finished the meal, and walked out and found my own way back to my house. my mom was so pissed at me for going off on my own like that, and I just said "Should have thought about that when you ABANDONED me in my own EMBARRASSMENT!" and that was the end of that.

[fluffy]

omg i flashed my tits in my car..........lmao.........again a shirt seemed to unbutton in a oner......lol....i honestly didnt notice....not untill i got some cars honking........and blokes waved.....i died.........lmao....funny though.....

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[Canadian Jayne]

Somehow everytime we go to the beach lately something happens..
The last several times the car key is forgotten in the car and we wait
for the CAA = AAA.
Recently, I came back from changing and I was asked where the keys were, I reitereated that I gave them back since I had them down my
bathing suit top and it was starting to fall through, (I'm not as well
endowed as BB) and I had obligingly returned them. After our jaunt at
sea on the boogie boards BB was getting sea sick and couldn't search the
car so I diligently removed, reworked, repacked and reviewed everything from top to bottom. NO KEY.
BB even searched the garbage can, no luck.
Finally exasperated I shut the door to the driver side just as the police
was driving by for the third time, saw a guy out by the lake looked back
at the door and screamed, stepped back, presented the key as if I were
Vana on Let's make a deal, here it is! I proclaimed in joyful glee.
BB cowered and scolded me for being soooooooooo bold in my find
in front of the Extremely Handsome Policeman.
Just another Day at the Beach!
Who would think anyone could have such a Beachy day at the Beach.

[fluffy]

........wow, can you get seasick on boogie boards?

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[cotton]

again a shirt seemed to unbutton

Unbutton or pop off? One of these days one of those buttons is gonna hit somebody.lol

[fluffy]

lmao........pop off, like in the movies...... ....

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[cotton]

t will be in the news next "Well endowed woman injuries 8 people when all the buttons pop off her shirt at once"lol

[fluffy]

lmao...hey i just read i'm the same size as Jenny. ......i wonder if she can tuck them into her knickers too.. ......(only joking, hopefully that's a long way off....lol)

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