Why I am not a cat person....

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:04 pm

I came out of my room today to discover that my cousin's cat has barfed not once, but TWICE. It has been to the vet, who prescribed Pepcid, but the thing still pukes all the time and ga-ROSS, I had to clean it up!

And I'm convinced that the cat knows what it's doing.

mav · Post by **mav** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:20 pm

I love all animals.... in a non-perverted way (as Jim had said) :lol
As a kid I got scratched by cats several times, but I deserved it for pulling their tail... ouch! animal cruelty works both ways

I know a family whose dog had some kind of intestinal blockage and had trouble keeping food down, so the carpet was a real mess the whole day. She was starving so they eventually put her to rest, the poor dog

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justfacts · Post by **justfacts** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:52 pm

My son wanted a cat so badly once.. I figured OK... well this cat hated to be in the house and busted out every window possible.. and it would sit on your head if you ever came to visit. Got rid of him..now I have a dog

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:54 am

awe...............the poor we animals can't help getting sick........they don't understand illness...........they just feel terrible....................

i have 2 cats.............and i admit that i was never a cat person........i always wanted to wait until i got a dog.....................but i love mine dearly and would do anything for them.........that's why i have wooden floors and a leather suite.......it's easy to clean.........

bascially i adore ALL animals.........except perhaps Spiders and scorpians.........

snakes and lizards are ok..........and i've always wanted a pet tortoise..........lol..............

but basically pets get sick..........and it's our duty to care for them.....yeah it's yucky.......(.sometimes they have the squits and you have to get out your rubber gloves and wash their bums.........lol.............)......
But you gotta love the little animals..............
they need us to love and care for them them........................

fluffy

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:35 pm

It's NOT sick, it's just annoying! It just likes to puke and it did it AGAIN today!

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 12:08 pm

it's FURBALLS.....................brush her!!!!!!!!!!!!

fluffy

comicpisces11 · Post by **comicpisces11** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:34 pm

I have never been a cat person, but I have a very "squirrel/dog like cat named Vinnie that I love very much. I couldn't wait to post this story this morning and laughed that there is already a "cat" topic.

Last night at around midight I was sitting at my computer checking out Myspace when I began hearing a trickling of water. I instantly jumped up thinking "Did I forget to let the dog out?", but as I walked down the hall I realized the sound was coming from the bathroom (or the loo

). No one else was here, so I freaked out a bit. The light was off in the bathroom, so I assumed it must be a leak in the faucet. I slowly opened the bathroom door and find none other than my cat, Vinnie, PISSING IN THE TOILET LIKE A HUMAN! OMG!!!!!!! He had his front paws together and back legs spread a bit with his rear end above the bowl, peeing! If it wasn't so late I would have called everyone I know. The funny thing is, I was going to take him to the vet today because I noticed whilst changing his litter box, there wasn't any signs of urine. I thought he might have a urinary tract infection of sorts. But no, he's apparently been using the loo. I can't believe it. And yes, I now have a video camera set up and ready to go for the next time I hear a slight trickling of "water"!!!!

mav · Post by **mav** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:24 pm

I sometimes feel cats think they are human. How dare you watch him pee?! He may use a newspaper if you try to videotape him Lol

wonderbunny · Post by **wonderbunny** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 12:59 am

Misty, our cheshire, cat went missing for six months and then suddenly returned. I guess she enjoyed her walk-about. From that point on, on a daily basis would bring me presents! We had a doggy door and she would capture a small rodent, skin it and leave it for me on the kitchen floor. The first time, I thought she had killed my daughter's hampster. I checked the Habitrail cage and he was sleeping soundly. Well, there sat Misty, cleaning her paws and looking at me like I was supposed to do something with the tiny corpse lying on my kitchen floor... She was a darn good hunter. No rats, mice, or squirrels in our yard. Slowly I looked at my dog Chewy, 'so, what's your trick for day?' He likes to eat my hair scrunchies, after seven of them, I stopped buying them.

justfacts · Post by **justfacts** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:38 am

Isn't funny that they do that ..they think they are bringing you gifts..we had a stray come through our doggie door and bring us squirrels with no heads. It used to scare the jeebies out of my dog.

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:47 am

I don't blame him I would be scared too!lol

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:09 pm

comicpisces11 wrote:I have never been a cat person, but I have a very "squirrel/dog like cat named Vinnie that I love very much. I couldn't wait to post this story this morning and laughed that there is already a "cat" topic.

Last night at around midight I was sitting at my computer checking out Myspace when I began hearing a trickling of water. I instantly jumped up thinking "Did I forget to let the dog out?", but as I walked down the hall I realized the sound was coming from the bathroom (or the loo ). No one else was here, so I freaked out a bit. The light was off in the bathroom, so I assumed it must be a leak in the faucet. I slowly opened the bathroom door and find none other than my cat, Vinnie, PISSING IN THE TOILET LIKE A HUMAN! OMG!!!!!!! He had his front paws together and back legs spread a bit with his rear end above the bowl, peeing! If it wasn't so late I would have called everyone I know. The funny thing is, I was going to take him to the vet today because I noticed whilst changing his litter box, there wasn't any signs of urine. I thought he might have a urinary tract infection of sorts. But no, he's apparently been using the loo. I can't believe it. And yes, I now have a video camera set up and ready to go for the next time I hear a slight trickling of "water"!!!!

Thank you for the laugh.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:11 pm

fluffy wrote:it's FURBALLS.....................brush her!!!!!!!!!!!!

fluffy

It is NOT furballs. My cousin said if you catch her hacking and you yell "Nikita" she will stop.

The cat's evil.

thecablegal · Post by **thecablegal** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:55 pm

comicpisces11 wrote:I have never been a cat person, but I have a very "squirrel/dog like cat named Vinnie that I love very much. I couldn't wait to post this story this morning and laughed that there is already a "cat" topic.

Last night at around midight I was sitting at my computer checking out Myspace when I began hearing a trickling of water. I instantly jumped up thinking "Did I forget to let the dog out?", but as I walked down the hall I realized the sound was coming from the bathroom (or the loo ). No one else was here, so I freaked out a bit. The light was off in the bathroom, so I assumed it must be a leak in the faucet. I slowly opened the bathroom door and find none other than my cat, Vinnie, PISSING IN THE TOILET LIKE A HUMAN! OMG!!!!!!! He had his front paws together and back legs spread a bit with his rear end above the bowl, peeing! If it wasn't so late I would have called everyone I know. The funny thing is, I was going to take him to the vet today because I noticed whilst changing his litter box, there wasn't any signs of urine. I thought he might have a urinary tract infection of sorts. But no, he's apparently been using the loo. I can't believe it. And yes, I now have a video camera set up and ready to go for the next time I hear a slight trickling of "water"!!!!

That is hilarious! I really needed a good laugh! Thanks to you, and your crazy cat!

Conor · Post by **Conor** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 1:07 pm

yeah that was hilarious....if it does it again try to get it on video tape and put it on JCO....thats funny......ok maybe putting it on the interent is weird.