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Postby lammy » Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:39 pm

We here are comedians and are entitled to be funny... :roll: :roll: :arrow:
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Postby cotton » Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:35 pm

ummmm.............huh?
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Postby fluffy » Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:33 pm

??...........of course.......feel free to dig out the jokes...... :lol:
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Postby fluffy » Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:45 pm

here's a dirty one............ :wink:

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.

The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

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Postby wylde » Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:07 pm

:lol:
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Postby chips and dip » Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:25 am

Oh my God fluffy! :lol:
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Postby lammy » Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:36 am

So it's okay to make fun of small penis' but not of celebs that suck? Hmm-
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Postby fluffy » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:05 am

the joke isn't hurting anyone though Lammy..................
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Postby lammy » Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:08 pm

And I don't hurt anyone either but it's okay.
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