Well its midnight, and I'm bored out of my mind...

[wonderbunny]

Anyone out there have any suggestions? I need a playmate! 24 hours a day, I'm bored out of my mind. I can't stand sitting around twiddling my thumbs. God, are you there its me Karen. Barnes & Noble is closed, so now what? My car is in the autoshop, my paycheck says $560 so that's a puzzle.

[cable girl]

Well, what you can do for entertainment is go to; http://www.youtube.com ; there you can check out videos on pretty much everything your heart desires, and very, very funny ones too.

Also why not sing a few songs? Like the one the Bundy-family sang to annoy others in a carjam in one of the episodes of "Married With Children" that they showed here this week! You're going to sing it very fast;

Ooooooh,
The cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn
The cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn
The cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn
And the farmer said it would do no harm

Second verse, same as the first, little bit louder and a little bit worse


And in the same episode Peg asked Al;
-Hi Honey! Did you miss me?
And his reply was;
-With all the bullets so far!



Oh, and in the episode before that there were a funny conversation between Al and Kelly when she was sick (she had a cold):

Al: Pumpkin, let me ask you something. If you couldn't call me at work for bread. When did you decide you could call for pizza?

Kelly: Well, I was thinking and I remembered that old rhyme "Feet are cold starve for pizza". No wait... or is it "Starve a pizza eat cold feet?"

Al: Well, atleast we know your fever shot past your IQ!



This had absolutely nothing to do with what you can do if you're bored of course, but since I was on the "Married with children"-topic I just had to write these jokes down 'cause they totally crap me up!!

Anyway, hope you'll enjoy your stay at http://www.youtube.com if you go there that is; it's always something to do when you're bored and need to be entertained somehow. And no one else has given you any suggestions, so atleast now you know not everyone is ignoring this post!