This is hilarious!

Filomena · Post by **Filomena** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 2:13 pm

This is too funny to be true! But according to Brunopress, Jim Carrey is dating a tatooed brunette!

Aren't they ridiculous? What happaned to Jimenny?

(You can't see the pic bc you have to be a member -- but I would have loved to see this one)

What are they going to post next -- that he's having an affair with an alien?

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:37 pm

lol............but without the proof you're assuming she's got mermaids tattooed all over her like a rough looking docker............lol........

loads of girls in the industry have tattoos i believe...........lol.........it might be a pretty/artistic tattoo.....................

lol, give him a break....lol............he might not be dating somone who looks like a cross between Kelly Osbourne and KD lang...........lol ........
it might be a glamorous tattooed bunny

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lol.......whatever 'tickles his pickle' as Lammy used to say.........

fluffy

george · Post by **george** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:15 pm

how can we see a pic of her?(to approve or not)!

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:09 pm

how can we see a pic of her?(to approve or not)!

lol.......i don't suppose it really matters if we approve or not........lol........
good luck to him..........

lol.........and if it's true, perhaps she can sweet talk him into getting a rather sexy celtic tattoo..........yum

fluffy

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:15 pm

Yes, he might be dating her.....
OR perhaps she's a female friend and they went out in public together and that INSTANTLY means they are a couple.

Put yourself in his position? Do you have friends of the opposite sex?

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:18 pm

good point Quirks...............

............celebs can't do anything without speculation it seems............

fluffy

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:21 pm

Yes, and they've missed covering a very important event.

I'm hiding a tiny spaceship in the garage and I'm engaged to one of the aliens. Either I'm engaged to the alien or he plans to eat me for dinner...I don't speak Martian.

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:23 pm

Cool I will look for you in the Enquirer magazine. I would think you would make the cover.lol

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:24 pm

cool..................i can say i know an alien...........lol.......

fluffy

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:40 pm

cotton wrote:Cool I will look for you in the Enquirer magazine. I would think you would make the cover.lol

They haven't even CALLED.

p.s. informational tidbit: Martians smell like vanilla....unless they are wearing that Demeter stuff you all champion.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:00 pm

lol...............well i champion their Cinnamon toast variety..........yummy......

but vanilla is meant to be an aphrodisiac apparently...........lol

fluffy

george · Post by **george** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:35 pm

ok i just kidding i know it doens't matter if we approve or not! i just wanted to see a pic of her driven from curiosity!

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:49 pm

Forget HER! I wanna see apic of Quirky's new boyfriend!

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:51 pm

I went snooping in Quirky garage. . .And I snapped this picture of the guy:

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:59 pm

Sell it to the tabloids! you could get big bucks for that. Then when Quirky delivers their baby make sure you are there with your camera so you can get the first pics of the alien child.