A chat up line for Jim

[fluffy]

in the end she just realizes that there are many women like her....and that Jim must go on being Jim Carrey.....

........lol.......gee that sounds like a self fullfilling prophecy of doom........lol.........but she'd have to be in love with him to really hurt so much....and Jim doesn't have to be anything his heart isn't in...
...your movie sounds sad.....so why not change the title to something like
'Having faith' .......lol

fluffy

[Michele Hernandez]

Well.....lol.......I'm into changing things around a bit, with your suggestions........we could change the ending......she ends up meeting Jim......it has a happy ending......they fall in love....only I'm not sure Jim would approve.........lol

[Michele Hernandez]

lol.......knowing sod's law i'd probably have had a headache and downed some headache pills, which i recently found out make me totally stoned if i take them on an empty stomach. .........and i'd probably end up babbling absolute twaddle......lol......completely off the wall stuff like babbling about latex........lol.....or handcuffs........lol.......you get the idea..........lol
and poor Jim's heels would be smoking as he ran away....and i'd be left waving my sad little hand, adious........

ahhhh....the tragedy of it all.............lol

fluffy

I have one for you.....
Is this your idea of optimism?........lol

[Michele Hernandez]

.but she'd have to be in love with him to really hurt so much....and Jim doesn't have to be anything his heart isn't in...

fluffy

So let me get this straight....I'm in love with Jim (the only one, right)..or think I am....and I tell Jim what he has to be? It isn't all that Fluffy....you know everything doesn't have to meet some logical standard ...just take everything as a grain of salt would be my suggestion.....

[cotton]

Ok no arguements girls. Lets get back on track.

I would say to Jim

"I see your hiney(butt). Its nice and shiney. You better hide it before I bite it."

[mav]

Lol

I have more drop-off lines than pick-up ones lol

"I have two tickets for the annual International Human and Tree Consciousness Expansion meeting"
-

[fluffy]

just take everything as a grain of salt would be my suggestion.....

........ ..........lol......of course you are right...lol...........hell, i'm dreadful for being tongue in cheek.........lol....
re optimism.........lol....where do i get the latex????........lol .................
ahhh..........i'm so in love with life this morning.......the sun is shining........it's frosty but fresh.........the birds are singing.........and i'm having a blast...........lol
re your alternative ending.......why not???... ..........in dreamland you can be anything you want to be...........and as we know i'm just a hopeless dreamer..............lol

fluffy

[fluffy]

and I tell Jim what he has to be

..............
lol...OMG i wouldn't DARE tell Jimmy what he has to be..... .....lol.......i think that would be like waving a red rag in front of the bulls nose.... .....lol...

fluffy

[Jimenem]

(In front of Jim)

"Hey Mom roll up that green carpet in the living room and hide it! Jim's coming over!"

[cotton]

LOL GOOD ONE!

[quirky]

and I tell Jim what he has to be

..............
lol...OMG i wouldn't DARE tell Jimmy what he has to be..... .....lol.......i think that would be like waving a red rag in front of the bulls nose.... .....lol...

fluffy

Hm....but seriously....I've been pondering....as I do....which may or may not annoy Jim....but wouldn't you hate to be in a relationship with someone where you never got to speak your mind???

That's more of a King/subject relationship.

If you're dealing with Jim...you're dealing with someone who has times when he's undoubtably annoying. Like, "You're pouring so much into this role right now...I think it's a great time to go visit my mom....*unspoken part*....(because your energy level is driving me the short distance to insane and I know you can't help it.)

And....wouldn't you expect the same kind of feedback, too???

I'm so spirutually confused and so imperfect that I actually look forward to meeting someone who will be willing to share everything with me. Even if I piss them off.

[Clemmy]

I'm so spirutually confused and so imperfect that I actually look forward to meeting someone who will be willing to share everything with me. Even if I piss them off.

For me... having someone on your side to whom you can tell everything no matter what and who would listen to you (... and vice-versa of course...) is more than the perfect relationship... it's nirvana!!!

[quirky]

I don't know it will ever happen.

But I talked to my brother tonight and after my wee crisis this weekend he told me. "Things will only get better."

[fluffy]

yeah but giving an opinion and discussing options is not the same as TELLING someone what to do.............i only do that in school........lol...
besides, something tells me that Jim doesn't take orders from anyone.......lol.....

fluffy .

[Jimenem]

Hey Jim, ya smell good today.