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Jim Carrey discussion on non-movie related topics or topics which doesn't fit anywhere else...
by quirky » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:00 pm
The ice cream breakfast is pretty darn good.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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by JT Carrey » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:56 am
I would impress Jim by opening my mouth and talking to him without feeling self-concious, it's always hard for me to do that, once I do that, I think everything else would be able to flow properly
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by lammy » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:57 pm
Sorry fluffy but I am still trying to figure out what I would do to impess him. What if I do something and he thinks I'm a jackass-
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by fluffy » Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:28 am
I guess that's the chance everyone takes when they meet him........
But unless you're prepared to take chances you'll never know in life.........
regret is worse than failure............ ........
it's better to say i tried............(even if this is only for fun....lol)
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by lammy » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:03 pm
Okay here goes nothing...
I'd ask him what size he was in shirt dress size....then I'd make him wait one week- next time I'd see him I would suprise him with his own dress shirt sewn by me with the name LAMMY on the front pocket of his stylish dress shirt...I can make some sweet dress shirts-
If that ain't good enough for him then lets see-
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by fantastic_voyage » Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:42 pm
Since I'm aware the guy has a house in Malibu and rides waves on a longboard, I'd watch him come ashore (if I ever found myself in Malibu watching him surf, that is) and say, "Dude, that sucked. Let me show you how to surf!" (I surf, and longboards are for wimps! hehe) I figure, no guy, regardless of fame or wealth, cannot resist a challenge from a girl!
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by Janel » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:16 pm
I dunno, Fantastic.....men are funny about being "shown up" 'round these parts!!!!! In terms of reality I would have to say that IMPRESSING a man got me 16 years of confinement and a wounded spirit!!
But we're playing...ok....I would sing a song written just for him and accompany myself on the piano! Even my ex loved my voice and admired my "musical abilities"!!!
Do I win? What was the prize? Jim??? DO I WIN Jim?????
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by fantastic_voyage » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:26 pm
Janel wrote:I dunno, Fantastic.....men are funny about being "shown up" 'round these parts!!!!!
Bah! CHAUVINIST PIGS!!!
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by quirky » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:40 pm
If you drop Velveeta, it bounces.
I'm surprised no one has said they would turn around, bend over, grab their butt cheeks and say, "It's really nice to meet you."
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by lammy » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:06 pm
What first impresion would that make
I'd pretend that I never heard of a Jim Carrey and when I see him- I'd totally treat him like a normal Joe-
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by mav » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:40 am
I would take JT with me. He would be impressed with two speechless people.
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by cotton » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:08 am
quirky wrote:If you drop Velveeta, it bounces.
I'm surprised no one has said they would turn around, bend over, grab their butt cheeks and say, "It's really nice to meet you."
I think that if you are wearing a short skirt when you do that he would be more impressed
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by fantastic_voyage » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:38 am
cotton wrote:quirky wrote:If you drop Velveeta, it bounces.
I'm surprised no one has said they would turn around, bend over, grab their butt cheeks and say, "It's really nice to meet you."
I think that if you are wearing a short skirt when you do that he would be more impressed
What if it's a guy in a kilt?!
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by fluffy » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:35 pm
ok.............maybe i would write a really cheeky naughty poem for him.............lol .................
but one that was very funny too.............lol.................
OMG i'm turning into Pam Ayres!!!! ....................
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by quirky » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:55 pm
mav wrote:I would take JT with me. He would be impressed with two speechless people.
*clears throat*
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