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Postby quirky » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:00 pm

The ice cream breakfast is pretty darn good.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby JT Carrey » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:56 am

I would impress Jim by opening my mouth and talking to him without feeling self-concious, it's always hard for me to do that, once I do that, I think everything else would be able to flow properly
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Postby lammy » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:57 pm

Sorry fluffy but I am still trying to figure out what I would do to impess him. What if I do something and he thinks I'm a jackass- :lol:
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Postby fluffy » Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:28 am

I guess that's the chance everyone takes when they meet him........ :wink:
But unless you're prepared to take chances you'll never know in life.........

regret is worse than failure............ :wink: ........

it's better to say i tried............(even if this is only for fun....lol)

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Postby lammy » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:03 pm

Okay here goes nothing...

I'd ask him what size he was in shirt dress size....then I'd make him wait one week- next time I'd see him I would suprise him with his own dress shirt sewn by me with the name LAMMY on the front pocket of his stylish dress shirt...I can make some sweet dress shirts- :wink:

If that ain't good enough for him then lets see- :D :lol:
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Postby fantastic_voyage » Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:42 pm

Since I'm aware the guy has a house in Malibu and rides waves on a longboard, I'd watch him come ashore (if I ever found myself in Malibu watching him surf, that is) and say, "Dude, that sucked. Let me show you how to surf!" (I surf, and longboards are for wimps! hehe) I figure, no guy, regardless of fame or wealth, cannot resist a challenge from a girl! :wink:
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Postby Janel » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:16 pm

I dunno, Fantastic.....men are funny about being "shown up" 'round these parts!!!!! In terms of reality I would have to say that IMPRESSING a man got me 16 years of confinement and a wounded spirit!! :shock:

But we're playing...ok....I would sing a song written just for him and accompany myself on the piano! Even my ex loved my voice and admired my "musical abilities"!!!

Do I win? What was the prize? Jim??? DO I WIN Jim????? :D :lol: =D>
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Postby fantastic_voyage » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:26 pm

Janel wrote:I dunno, Fantastic.....men are funny about being "shown up" 'round these parts!!!!!


Bah! CHAUVINIST PIGS!!! :wink:
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Postby quirky » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:40 pm

If you drop Velveeta, it bounces.

I'm surprised no one has said they would turn around, bend over, grab their butt cheeks and say, "It's really nice to meet you."
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Postby lammy » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:06 pm

:shock: What first impresion would that make :lol:

I'd pretend that I never heard of a Jim Carrey and when I see him- I'd totally treat him like a normal Joe- :D
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Postby mav » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:40 am

I would take JT with me. He would be impressed with two speechless people.
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Postby cotton » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:08 am

quirky wrote:If you drop Velveeta, it bounces.

I'm surprised no one has said they would turn around, bend over, grab their butt cheeks and say, "It's really nice to meet you."


I think that if you are wearing a short skirt when you do that he would be more impressed
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Postby fantastic_voyage » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:38 am

cotton wrote:
quirky wrote:If you drop Velveeta, it bounces.

I'm surprised no one has said they would turn around, bend over, grab their butt cheeks and say, "It's really nice to meet you."


I think that if you are wearing a short skirt when you do that he would be more impressed


What if it's a guy in a kilt?! :D
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Postby fluffy » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:35 pm

ok.............maybe i would write a really cheeky naughty poem for him.............lol :wink: .................
but one that was very funny too.............lol.................

OMG i'm turning into Pam Ayres!!!! :shock: ....................

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Postby quirky » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:55 pm

mav wrote:I would take JT with me. He would be impressed with two speechless people.


*clears throat*
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