A chat up line for Jim

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:24 pm

oK..........let's churn out some of the cheesiest chat up lines We can muster ...perhaps Jim will read them and get a few ideas (yeah right)....

ok..........i'll start.........a very old British favourite amongst the knuckle scraping yobs.......

'ok, get yer coat love, you've pulled!!'.........groan............lol

fluffy

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:01 pm

"Hello. It's nice to meet you."

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:06 pm

lol.............no no no!!!.........that's the real world........be silly........Jim's very polite and upfront, we know that............but what about some good old fashioned cheesy lines.............perhaps tha's what he needs for a change in tactic...........lol

fluffy

KC8t80 · Post by **KC8t80** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:10 pm

"Honey.....have u scene my cheese anywhere?"

Michele Hernandez · Post by **Michele Hernandez** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:36 pm

" Did you bring me my cheese whiz son? "

Michele Hernandez · Post by **Michele Hernandez** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:39 pm

fluffy wrote:a very old British favourite amongst the knuckle scraping yobs.......

'ok, get yer coat love, you've pulled!!'.........groan............lol

fluffy

Fluffy, you're using some terminology we don't know...what are scraping yobs and what does you've pulled mean?

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:56 pm

ok.........sorry.......lol....... a 'knuckle scraping yob' is a neandrathal thug.............lol......
'to pull' is to win the affections of the 'object of your desire'.........lol

fluffy

Michele Hernandez · Post by **Michele Hernandez** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:57 pm

That's a cute one then......lol

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:24 pm

Take me to your leader

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:25 pm

KC8t80 wrote:"Honey.....have u scene my cheese anywhere?"

You forgot to say Velveeta cheese

mav · Post by **mav** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:39 am

"Let's have a grilled Velveeta sandwich"

jimliker · Post by **jimliker** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:00 pm

"how r u today....lets do some Yoga"

MandyCarrey · Post by **MandyCarrey** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:43 pm

"Do u believe in love at first site or should i walk past you agen".

"heres money to call and say your not coming home tonite coz uve pulled".

I cant think of anymore at the mo but theres a great website floating around sumwhere tht has a great load of cheesyness!!! lol

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:06 pm

*raises hand*

" I solemnly swear not to squeeze the toothpaste in the wrong place."

Michele Hernandez · Post by **Michele Hernandez** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:14 pm

That's funny because I've been watching how I squeeze the toothpaste since I read that interview

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