It occurs to me...
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It occurs to me...
That we aren't as funny as we used to be?
Maybe it's just me...but it seems like there's been a lull for the last couple of weeks.
How do we remedy that? We need to get funny again.
Maybe it's just me...but it seems like there's been a lull for the last couple of weeks.
How do we remedy that? We need to get funny again.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
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Teri - you ARE very funny, but the humor was working interconnectedly (not sure if this is a word....but it should be, Dr. Phil OR Dr. Ruth could use it) before.
We have reached the place post holidays when you think it's time for the tree to come down. You know, you really dug it at first, others commented on it. But it's still up...and you think that's kind of pathetic, but it's still pretty, but how much longer can it stay up? But it's so nice to look at and you still sometimes say, "Hello tree!" to yourself silently when you walk into the living room....but it's really time for it to come dawn.
Do you want to see my vegetable soup?
We have reached the place post holidays when you think it's time for the tree to come down. You know, you really dug it at first, others commented on it. But it's still up...and you think that's kind of pathetic, but it's still pretty, but how much longer can it stay up? But it's so nice to look at and you still sometimes say, "Hello tree!" to yourself silently when you walk into the living room....but it's really time for it to come dawn.
Do you want to see my vegetable soup?
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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This is my soup. Its vegetable, with a little beef because you need bones to have flavor. This is a LOT of soup. I am unable to add any more vegetables because I ran out of pot space.
Anyway...look at what a messy cook I am. Sometimes I flit about the kitchen like Tinkerbell on meth. I JUST scubbed the stovetop yesterday.
Anyway...I wish you could SMELL the soup.
Also, for the sake of the humor of the board I am willing to run around taking and posting random photos by request.

Anyway...look at what a messy cook I am. Sometimes I flit about the kitchen like Tinkerbell on meth. I JUST scubbed the stovetop yesterday.
Anyway...I wish you could SMELL the soup.
Also, for the sake of the humor of the board I am willing to run around taking and posting random photos by request.

"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
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looks good but when I tried to eat it it tasted kind of weird. It tasted to virtual. It needs more salt too.
Here is something funny
http://www.createfarts.com/
http://www.geocities.com/krishna_kunchi ... r/fart.htm
Here is something funny
http://www.createfarts.com/
http://www.geocities.com/krishna_kunchi ... r/fart.htm
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www.youtube.com/user/Jim Carrey Online
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www.youtube.com/user/Jim Carrey Online
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I don't scare people with my driving. Much.
And, you know....I've NEVER had a ticket for anything.
It makes me feel illegitimate.....like there's a rite of passage that I have missed. I'm 34...I should have gotten one by now. I'm a rebel....really.
And you know....with my luck, if I get pulled over I'm likely to have such a gigantic smile on my face that the cop will probably only issue a warning.
And, you know....I've NEVER had a ticket for anything.
It makes me feel illegitimate.....like there's a rite of passage that I have missed. I'm 34...I should have gotten one by now. I'm a rebel....really.
And you know....with my luck, if I get pulled over I'm likely to have such a gigantic smile on my face that the cop will probably only issue a warning.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
Mark Twain