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Thats one of the weirdest funniest thing ever said in the TV

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In the Oprah show,she asked him if he said "I am realy good at sex" and he answered in a funny way "the girls gotta have it"..lolol.I don't know why but I think this is one of the coolest think ever said
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And he is a smart man- :lol:
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So, he talks about it alot.

In school when someone talked about it all the time, it was assumed that they weren't getting any.
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The funniest thing I ever heard him talk about was this. (quoting it from 1994 details magazine)

Two interesting Jim facts, as confessed by himself.

One: He wishes there was such a thing as Nerf World. "That'd be fantastic. I'd love to f*ck this person up, just jam their teeth down their throat, and for like thirty seconds they'd just be all f*cked up. Then they'd bounce back and be all right. It'd just be a minor inconvenience, in Nerf World"

(And... a drum role, please!)Two: He was once a humper of household objects. "When I was eleven, I basically went around humping everything in the house. At a certain point, the only thing I hadn't humped with was this little green rug beside my parents' bed. One day, with everybody downstairs, I walked into their room and just started going at it. I was halfway through, really going crazy with this little green rug, when all of the sudden I hear my father coming up the stairs. I freak out and scootch halfway under the bed. Then I hear my father's voice, 'Jim? Are you okay?' I got up, slowly, with my eyes half-closed, and went, 'Jeez, I must have fallen asleep.' I took my underwear off his pillow and walked out of the room naked. After that, I had to break up with the green rug."
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lol..............ah yes.............the green rug is indelibly etched in my imagination now............lol

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Two: He was once a humper of household objects. "When I was eleven, I basically went around humping everything in the house. At a certain point, the only thing I hadn't humped with was this little green rug beside my parents' bed. One day, with everybody downstairs, I walked into their room and just started going at it. I was halfway through, really going crazy with this little green rug, when all of the sudden I hear my father coming up the stairs. I freak out and scootch halfway under the bed. Then I hear my father's voice, 'Jim? Are you okay?' I got up, slowly, with my eyes half-closed, and went, 'Jeez, I must have fallen asleep.' I took my underwear off his pillow and walked out of the room naked. After that, I had to break up with the green rug."
*wonders how many fans will dress up as a green rug after this*

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Hahaha, good one. :lol:
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portuguese_girl wrote:In the Oprah show,she asked him if he said "I am realy good at sex" and he answered in a funny way "the girls gotta have it"..lolol.I don't know why but I think this is one of the coolest think ever said
I saw this show. Oprah said she read the article he did for Playboy and one of the questions they asked was "are you good at Sex" and he answered yes. My thoughts were
1) Its Playboy..what else would you say..
2) What man would ever answer "No, I stink at sex"
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Haaaahh!! How about "Depends"? Actually that word can answer most questions of the universe..lol like "How many hairs does a sheep have?" and one can say "Well...it depends..on who is counting it"
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women!

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a good answer could be also: "ask women"!!! but i agree with justfacts..it was playboy,it was the right answer!!!( by the way...he was hillarious in the oprah video)!!!!!!!!
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Jim brags about sex and his penis all the time Playboy or not. HE IS MAN!!! Now if he was a woman that would be a different story. Us women tell it like it is.lol
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HE IS MAN!!!
............Hear him Roar!!!...............lol.........

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YEP!! HE IS AAAAALLLLL MAN!!! A little backwards tho, Fluffs. Unless you want to quote yourself:lol:
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oops...............lol.........i'll try that again.............lol.........
HE IS MAN!!.................
hear him roar!!..........lol

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fluffy wrote:oops...............lol.........i'll try that again.............lol.........
HE IS MAN!!.................
hear him roar!!..........lol

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:? Poor MAN- :cry:

I really wish him the best of life and may he find what he deserves and wants-God bless his soul. :oops:
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