Dumb and Dumber line-by-line

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Dumb and Dumber line-by-line

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Ok this is easy. You just say the lines of the movie, line-by-line. You can only say one character at a time. We can cycle through it a couple times then start it again, so the pages don't build up. Have fun! I'll start.

LLOYD: Excuse me? Could you tell me how to get to the medical school. I supposed to be doing a lecture in about 20 minutes and my driver's a bit lost!
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Austrian Woman: you go straight ahead, anda you take a left over da bridge.
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Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Austrian Woman: Austria.
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Lloyd: Austria!? Well then, G'DAY MATE! Let's put another SHRIMP ON THE BARBEY!
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Austrian Woman: Lets Not.
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*que music* (hehehe)
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"I was sitting back in my chair thinking 'this can't be about urine'" - Jim talking about the musical Urinetown :D
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Movie cuts ho Harry and his mut cuts van.
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(not sure if this is exactly right but oh well)

Harry: Ok, who's got the weiner schnitzel? Oh, there ya go. Next, we got a roast beef au jus! Who's got the roast beef au jus. Oh, Fifi, oui oui...walk away. Last but not least. FOOT LOOOONG!! WHO'S GOT THE FOOT LOOONG! Wha-very funny Rascal, very funny. In your dreams.
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CB: Harry, why havent you dropped those dogs of at the show yet?They were supposed to be there an hour ago.
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Harry: I didn't want to send em to a show on an empty stomach sir.
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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CB: Get A Move On It!!
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Mrs. Noogaborne: Where have you been? My dogs were supposed to be here 40 MINUTES AGO!
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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Harry: Dont worry about a thing Mrs. Noogieberger...
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Mrs: Noogaborne: NOOGABORNE!
"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"
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