My absolutely favorit candy ( NOW it is Off Topic :D )
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- Horton Hears a Who!
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Re: okay!
alright J.T
Jen
Jen

What?!?! I didn't know there was a meeting today. Pick me up on your way there Sleeves ok?I'd continue the story but I'm late for my sexual addicts meeting..
What do you want the guy looked like Jim.I can't believe we did that stuff to the guest lecturer..!
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Oh, the irony!thecablegal wrote:by all means write wot you like, but remember that on this site, there are some young people who shouldn't really be reading this kind of thing!
write it on another site or something!

Have you people seen Jim's movies? He talks out of his butt (Ace Ventura), plays "porno Password" (Cable Guy), carries a giant dildo (Me, Myself & Irene), makes comments about a woman's breasts (Liar, Liar), not to mention the orgasm scene in Bruce Almighty... need I go on? The man's choice in film roles are not exactly puritanical!
You gals keep the story going, I've seen more sexual innuendo on "Will & Grace" or even "Law & Order" than anything written here.
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Jim leaned toward me once more and I could feel his hot breath on my face, he was just inches away from my lips, I closed my eyes waiting for our lips to meet, I parted them slightly and his lips came closer first kissing me cheek then continued to kiss my neck, he then slowly made his way up to my earlobes and whispered "I can feel how you want me, you do, don't you?" I could just barely nod my head. I wanted him to kiss me so bad, I could feel my whole body yearning, almost screaming for him.