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I'd continue the story but I'm late for my sexual addicts meeting..
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me too, come on!! we gotta hurry!
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alright J.T

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I hope the meeting will go better than the last time! I can't believe we did that stuff to the guest lecturer..!
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I'd continue the story but I'm late for my sexual addicts meeting..
What?!?! I didn't know there was a meeting today. Pick me up on your way there Sleeves ok?
I can't believe we did that stuff to the guest lecturer..!
What do you want the guy looked like Jim.
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alright cotton! but this time no hitchikers!!! that's the reason we didn't make it two weeks ago remember!
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AHH come on Sleeves! Your no fun.lol
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I know I'm a total drag now! I can't believe I'm down to 10 orgasms a day, this 12 step program sure is working!
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10?!?! Thats it?!?!?! Wow!!! You are really sticking to that program.lol The only problem is will you still be able to write a good story? Cause you need to finish the one you are writing.
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LOL I leave you two alone for a few hours and off you go!
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thecablegal wrote:by all means write wot you like, but remember that on this site, there are some young people who shouldn't really be reading this kind of thing!

write it on another site or something! :lol:
Oh, the irony! :roll:

Have you people seen Jim's movies? He talks out of his butt (Ace Ventura), plays "porno Password" (Cable Guy), carries a giant dildo (Me, Myself & Irene), makes comments about a woman's breasts (Liar, Liar), not to mention the orgasm scene in Bruce Almighty... need I go on? The man's choice in film roles are not exactly puritanical!

You gals keep the story going, I've seen more sexual innuendo on "Will & Grace" or even "Law & Order" than anything written here.
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LOL Will and Grace rocks!! and you are soooooo right carreyd away!
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Jim leaned toward me once more and I could feel his hot breath on my face, he was just inches away from my lips, I closed my eyes waiting for our lips to meet, I parted them slightly and his lips came closer first kissing me cheek then continued to kiss my neck, he then slowly made his way up to my earlobes and whispered "I can feel how you want me, you do, don't you?" I could just barely nod my head. I wanted him to kiss me so bad, I could feel my whole body yearning, almost screaming for him.
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I am glad to see those sex addict classes aren't helping you anymore, Sleeves.lol Yummy story!
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And it's gonna get yummier
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