Funny things to do:
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Pretend you are in a movie....let's pick one...The Truman Show...so your life is a movie...but one thing is missing...Truman isn't there...I mean you can watch the movie...so let's say it's the movie within the movie....then which is real, the movie or the movie within the movie....and then you see the guy in the movie watching a movie and it's you he's watching...
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Yeah and since you went there...I feel a bit timid...it's not pc. Go to a new church and bark every five minutes.....explain you have Tourette's.Michele Hernandez wrote:Pretend you are in a movie....let's pick one...The Truman Show...so your life is a movie...but one thing is missing...Truman isn't there...I mean you can watch the movie...so let's say it's the movie within the movie....then which is real, the movie or the movie within the movie....and then you see the guy in the movie watching a movie and it's you he's watching...
Yes...you can kick my ass for this....
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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pc means politically correct.
go to the airport and stand infront of someone who is waiting to get on the plane....perferably sitting down and reading something......and when that person looks up at u say "Don't get on the plane!" w/ a crazed look on ur face and walk away.
go to the airport and stand infront of someone who is waiting to get on the plane....perferably sitting down and reading something......and when that person looks up at u say "Don't get on the plane!" w/ a crazed look on ur face and walk away.
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My friends, when they come into town, always like to meet at the local dive bar. There is always a line to get in as the bar is about the size of a shoe box. Everytime I get to the front of the line, I always say to the bouncer/doorman, "Lewis. Party of one." The guy never gets the joke. I'm hoping one day it will click. 

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Lol, I actually have that memorized and I like to recite it to people who I'm meeting for the first time. Lol they're like wow, you have way to much free time.This visage no meer veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi now vacant, vanished as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However this valorous visitation of a by gone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and veracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeange, a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain for the value and veracity of such shal one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichesoisse of verbaige veers most verbose vis-a-vis and introduction and so, it is my good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
