Farting..... sign up for the JCO Fart appreciation Society

[cotton]

hehehe

I got this one from UGO

Jack Black-I don't want to say this cause it sounds dumb but one time I cut a really big fart. It was really rude of me but I thought about this thing - one time I was in this movie with Jim Carrey and I had a really small part in The Cable Guy. I remember he slam dunked the ball in that one scene where he's playing basketball and the whole backboard shatters and he's laying on the ground, on the glass, with the ball. When we shot that scene, he was laying on the ground and they yelled, "Action!" And then, BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP! The loudest fart you've ever heard. They just continued with the scene as if nothing happened. Everyone just broke down laughing so hard and I remember not laughing, just going, "There's a lesson to be learned. He just does not give a shit what you think. That's why he's so fucking funny." It sound stupid that I learned a lesson from his giant fart. So [mine] was a bit of an homage to the masters.

[Canadian Jayne]

I can see it now...
"My young Jedi"
"this is how you do it"
"and if you can't do it that way, don't do it at all"

F.A.R.T Institute, the new educational comedy school.

Flatulent Artistic Rivalry Together(Knights of the Flatulent Table)

Learn how to do I in t he right place, at the right time, in the right context .
I think they would all need to wear gas masks at the school, or nose clothes pegs if they couldn't afford the mask.

There motto could be "A RRRRip Roaring good time" you must say it
with a Scottish accent.

[Laura Laing]

LMAO i LOVE that story ..what a way to break the ice, Jim really let one rip!!!.......that's the sort of thing my dad does......it's hilarious!


fluffy

I agree...
I can remember having friends over for dinner....my dad would "sneek one out" at the table, and then look someone square in the face and say, "Oh man! Did you drop that one???.....smells like something crawled up inside you and died.....OMG

[fluffy]

lol.......my dad isn't so subtle.....his aim is to make em as noisy as possible......lol......followed by huge laughs......

fluffy

[sprousefan23]

i'm the one in the family who rips it the loudest, i do it for the laughs.

[jimlover]

LOL.

Does everybody fart here?lol

[fluffy]

i think it's biologically impossible not to tootle.......... It's whether ot not you toot like a lady or a docker that's important..........lol

fluffy

[Canadian Jayne]

We could harness the methane and use it to fuel our own cars,
self propelled autos, it would cut down on the cost and be put to good
use, it gets released into the air any way.
Can you imagine using a storage compartment on your belt to harness
the methane, it gets compacted into a small box but what if the box fell to
the ground and released this huge odiferous stink bomb and knocked
everyone out, sounds something like a horror flick.

[fluffy]

if you had beans it would be like a huge explosive strapped round your waist what would airports do??... we could fuel the plane i guess? Bean stew as the in flight meal.......lol

fluffy

[Canadian Jayne]

Fuel for Thought.

[fluffy]

lmao

fluffy

[sprousefan23]

let's just say, it's healthy for you! nudge, nudge, wink, wink

[fluffy]

Brothers and Sisters let us be united today in our appreciation of the art of farting........lol...........here's a fart joke to tickle your funnybones!

Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.

"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.

After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.

While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"



fluffy

[sprousefan23]

LOL.

Does everybody fart here?lol

I thin everyone does, just think, if you didn't you'd explode.

[Canadian Jayne]

I have a theory, if you are lactose intolerate and still drink milk some people give off a real odiferous smell, anyone think this.
Or if you are mildly allergic to a food it could cause a reaction that causes again, an odiferous smell. I notice some food can cause more gas than others, anyone else notice this.
For me, I find, meat, eggs, milk, some beans etc.
any others for the list?