"What do you mean ? "
Steffanie turns around . " Don't pay attention to him boss - he's slow
sometimes . " Smiles Steffanie .
" Sweet ! Finally we are here " , shouts Roland slamming on
the brakes .
Everyone flew foward .
" Holy crap ! Dude was that necessary " , shouts Tim .
Roland laughed and got out of the car .
Steffanie opened the car door , she got out along with Susan .
Steffanie stretched out while Susan wiped herself off and
perfumed her body .
" Ah ... that is so much better " , says Susan after refreshing up .
Ross jumps out of the car . Tim got out as well .
Jake was still in the car .
" Let the fun begin ! Do us a favor Jake and take the liquor out the
trunk . " Demanded Roland .
My creative thread ...
Everyone ran to the dock and climbed into the sailboat .
Jake was standing by the trunk struggleling to take out the bags full of
liquor . One of the liquor bottles fell out the bag and broke . " Oops - one
less bottle for the alcoholics . " Laughs Jake . Jake began walking
towards the dock . "I am actually regreting this trip" , Jake says to
himself after he saw everyone in the sailboat sitting down waiting for him
to bring the liquor .
" Hurry up boss " , shouted Roland .
" Yeah , yeah ! Bunch of alcoholics . " Jake placed the bags down as he
climbed into the sailboat . He went to pick up the bags and another bottle
fell out and broke .
" Dude ! You are waisting our boos " , screamed Ross and comes over
to Jake grabbing a bottle for him to drink alone .
Jake walks towards Roland . " Where do you want these ? "
Roland points . " Over there by the cooler . "
" Sure . " Frowns Jake . " Do you want them inside the cooler too ? "
Laughed Jake walking to the cooler .
Roland did not hear Jake's comment . Before Jake even placed the
bags down Tim came over and grabbed himself a bottle , so did Susan .
" This one is mine " , said Tim .
" And I'll have this one . " Smiled Susan .
Jake was standing by the trunk struggleling to take out the bags full of
liquor . One of the liquor bottles fell out the bag and broke . " Oops - one
less bottle for the alcoholics . " Laughs Jake . Jake began walking
towards the dock . "I am actually regreting this trip" , Jake says to
himself after he saw everyone in the sailboat sitting down waiting for him
to bring the liquor .
" Hurry up boss " , shouted Roland .
" Yeah , yeah ! Bunch of alcoholics . " Jake placed the bags down as he
climbed into the sailboat . He went to pick up the bags and another bottle
fell out and broke .
" Dude ! You are waisting our boos " , screamed Ross and comes over
to Jake grabbing a bottle for him to drink alone .
Jake walks towards Roland . " Where do you want these ? "
Roland points . " Over there by the cooler . "
" Sure . " Frowns Jake . " Do you want them inside the cooler too ? "
Laughed Jake walking to the cooler .
Roland did not hear Jake's comment . Before Jake even placed the
bags down Tim came over and grabbed himself a bottle , so did Susan .
" This one is mine " , said Tim .
" And I'll have this one . " Smiled Susan .
Bah hum bug!!!!
Tim stood next to Jake and opened his tequilla bottle spilling
some on Jake .
" Whoa ... do you have a hole in your mouth ? "
Laughing Tim says , " yes I do - it's my mouth " . Tim smacks Jake on
the back . " Keep up the good work my friend . " Tim smiles and heads to
where the others were hanging out .
" I'm not your friend or your pal " , says Jake to Tim but he had
already left .
Susan came walking to the cooler . " Could you grab me that piece of
ice right there . " Susan leaned over Jake . Her chest was rubbing on
Jake's head .
Jake could not look up because if he did he would have Susan's chest
on his face . " This one ? " Jake nervously reached for the ice .
Susan pushed herself closer to Jake and her chest was now on top
of his head .
" Yo people - look at that over there . " Laughed Ross .
Everyone turned their attention to Jake and Susan .
" Um ... you are making me nervous here . " Grins Jake .
" Can you please retrieve your breast from my head ? "
some on Jake .
" Whoa ... do you have a hole in your mouth ? "
Laughing Tim says , " yes I do - it's my mouth " . Tim smacks Jake on
the back . " Keep up the good work my friend . " Tim smiles and heads to
where the others were hanging out .
" I'm not your friend or your pal " , says Jake to Tim but he had
already left .
Susan came walking to the cooler . " Could you grab me that piece of
ice right there . " Susan leaned over Jake . Her chest was rubbing on
Jake's head .
Jake could not look up because if he did he would have Susan's chest
on his face . " This one ? " Jake nervously reached for the ice .
Susan pushed herself closer to Jake and her chest was now on top
of his head .
" Yo people - look at that over there . " Laughed Ross .
Everyone turned their attention to Jake and Susan .
" Um ... you are making me nervous here . " Grins Jake .
" Can you please retrieve your breast from my head ? "
Bah hum bug!!!!
Susan giggles . " I'm sorry - I didn't realize they were bothering you . "
" They don't - I mean they are beautiful . " Jake stood up . " It's just
that I have never seen such things close up before . " Smiled Jake .
" Never mind - I'll grab it myself . " Susan reached into the cooler and
grabbed herself an ice . She opened up the bottle she grabbed of
Don-Q Crystal and took a shot of it . " Oh yeah , this is good . " Smiles
Susan .
Jake just stood there watching as she took another shot .
" Whoa ... that one went to my brain . " Winked Susan . " Smell you
later . " Suan left to talk to Steffanie .
Jake goes over talk to Roland who was steering the sailboat .
" So boss - how's it hanging ? Hey - you are not drinking ... that can't
be . Here , have some of my specialty ... I made it myself . " Smiles
Roland .
Jake takes a sip . " Mmm ... Agh ... yuk ! " Jake spits out what he had
in his mouth .
" What's the matter ? Lightweight ! " Grins Roland .
Jake takes another sip .
" Whoo hoo ... that one tasted better huh ? "
" It sure did . " Grins Jake . " So who's boat is this ? "
" This lovely price was given to me on my eighteenth birthday , along
with my BMW . Why do you ask ? "
Jake scratches his head . " Oh no big deal . Well I'm going to go
mingle . "
" Alright " , replied Roland .
Jake sat down on a sofa near the back of the boat . Steffanie went to
talk to Roland while Susan was dancing with Ross .
" Hon please tell me you gave Jake some of that good stuff you have
right in in that cup ? "
Roland grins . " I most defenately did and oh boy - is he in
for a shocker . "
" They don't - I mean they are beautiful . " Jake stood up . " It's just
that I have never seen such things close up before . " Smiled Jake .
" Never mind - I'll grab it myself . " Susan reached into the cooler and
grabbed herself an ice . She opened up the bottle she grabbed of
Don-Q Crystal and took a shot of it . " Oh yeah , this is good . " Smiles
Susan .
Jake just stood there watching as she took another shot .
" Whoa ... that one went to my brain . " Winked Susan . " Smell you
later . " Suan left to talk to Steffanie .
Jake goes over talk to Roland who was steering the sailboat .
" So boss - how's it hanging ? Hey - you are not drinking ... that can't
be . Here , have some of my specialty ... I made it myself . " Smiles
Roland .
Jake takes a sip . " Mmm ... Agh ... yuk ! " Jake spits out what he had
in his mouth .
" What's the matter ? Lightweight ! " Grins Roland .
Jake takes another sip .
" Whoo hoo ... that one tasted better huh ? "
" It sure did . " Grins Jake . " So who's boat is this ? "
" This lovely price was given to me on my eighteenth birthday , along
with my BMW . Why do you ask ? "
Jake scratches his head . " Oh no big deal . Well I'm going to go
mingle . "
" Alright " , replied Roland .
Jake sat down on a sofa near the back of the boat . Steffanie went to
talk to Roland while Susan was dancing with Ross .
" Hon please tell me you gave Jake some of that good stuff you have
right in in that cup ? "
Roland grins . " I most defenately did and oh boy - is he in
for a shocker . "
Steffanie hugs him and gave him a kiss on the cheek . " You know
I love you . "
" Hold on to your underwear we are about to take speed " , shouts
Roland to everyone on the boat .
Tim layed on a seat and fell off . He jumps up histerically
screaming , " we are going down ... the boat is sinking " .
" Calm down . Roland is ridding us faster that is all . " Laughs Ross .
" Oh , then in that case I am going back to bed . " Tim layed back
down .
Roland turns the radio up louder . Ross began dancing with Susan while
Jake sat down enjoying his drink .
" Susan ... Susan ... come here ... Su ... san " , shouts steffanie .
" What man ? I have a buzz going on here " , screams Susan . She
quickly rushed to see what Steffanie wanted . " I is here and how may I
interest you? "
" Susan you need to go to Jake and make him feel welcome . This is a
long night - you know . " Winks Steffanie at Susan .
Susan glazed over at Jake she studdered saying , " just look at him ,
how pitiful does he look . And where did you find this guy ? "
" I know how he looks . He is our boss and everyone needs love Susan . "
I love you . "
" Hold on to your underwear we are about to take speed " , shouts
Roland to everyone on the boat .
Tim layed on a seat and fell off . He jumps up histerically
screaming , " we are going down ... the boat is sinking " .
" Calm down . Roland is ridding us faster that is all . " Laughs Ross .
" Oh , then in that case I am going back to bed . " Tim layed back
down .
Roland turns the radio up louder . Ross began dancing with Susan while
Jake sat down enjoying his drink .
" Susan ... Susan ... come here ... Su ... san " , shouts steffanie .
" What man ? I have a buzz going on here " , screams Susan . She
quickly rushed to see what Steffanie wanted . " I is here and how may I
interest you? "
" Susan you need to go to Jake and make him feel welcome . This is a
long night - you know . " Winks Steffanie at Susan .
Susan glazed over at Jake she studdered saying , " just look at him ,
how pitiful does he look . And where did you find this guy ? "
" I know how he looks . He is our boss and everyone needs love Susan . "
Bah hum bug!!!!
Steffanie and Susan had a buzz going on , so did the guys but Jake
seemed not to be feeling a thing .
Steffanie hands Susan another drink for Jake . " Here - go over there
and make him feel like he is the hottest guy around . " Grins Steffanie .
Susan laughs and studdering her words she says , " I will try " .
Susan walks to Jake . Jake saw her coming towards him .
He combed his hair with his hands .
Susan stood over him and handed him a drink . " Hi Jake . "
" Hi Susan ! "
She sat down next to him and he moved over .
" Why did you move ? Do I smell ? " Susan smelled her armpits .
Jake laughs . " No you don't smell . " He takes a sip from his drink .
" I ... I ... wait a minute . " Jake takes his drink and drank the whole
thing in one gulp .
" Wow Jake - you are a heavyweight . " Smiles Susan .
" You think so ? " Grins Jake .
Susan reaches for Jake and places her hand on his thigh .
" Whoa , whoa - hold on one second " , shouts Jake .
" What ? "
" I need another one of this delicious drink , could you please fetch
me one ? " Grins Jake .
" Yeah - no problem . "
Susan goes to get him another drink while he is sitting there playing
with his shoes .
" Yo Steff ! My dear date would like another drink . "
Roland laughs . " Oh boy , we are not there yet and the freaking guy is
going to pass out on us before we get rid of him . "
" Say what ! What do you mean ? "
seemed not to be feeling a thing .
Steffanie hands Susan another drink for Jake . " Here - go over there
and make him feel like he is the hottest guy around . " Grins Steffanie .
Susan laughs and studdering her words she says , " I will try " .
Susan walks to Jake . Jake saw her coming towards him .
He combed his hair with his hands .
Susan stood over him and handed him a drink . " Hi Jake . "
" Hi Susan ! "
She sat down next to him and he moved over .
" Why did you move ? Do I smell ? " Susan smelled her armpits .
Jake laughs . " No you don't smell . " He takes a sip from his drink .
" I ... I ... wait a minute . " Jake takes his drink and drank the whole
thing in one gulp .
" Wow Jake - you are a heavyweight . " Smiles Susan .
" You think so ? " Grins Jake .
Susan reaches for Jake and places her hand on his thigh .
" Whoa , whoa - hold on one second " , shouts Jake .
" What ? "
" I need another one of this delicious drink , could you please fetch
me one ? " Grins Jake .
" Yeah - no problem . "
Susan goes to get him another drink while he is sitting there playing
with his shoes .
" Yo Steff ! My dear date would like another drink . "
Roland laughs . " Oh boy , we are not there yet and the freaking guy is
going to pass out on us before we get rid of him . "
" Say what ! What do you mean ? "
Bah hum bug!!!!
" Sit down Susan " , says Steffanie .
" Hey ! Where is my drink " , shouts Jake .
" Hold on " , screams Susan . " So tell me again - what it is that you will
do to him ? "
Steffanie whispered into Susan's ear , " we are going to leave him
behind " .
Susan covered her mouth . " Really . Why ? "
" Because we want a vacation . " Laughs Roland .
" My drink please " , shouts Jake .
" Oh gosh he is drunk already " , says Susan .
" That's good . " Smiles Steffanie .
Roland pours the drink and sprinkles a white powder into the cup .
" This should be good enough to make him hypper . " Laughs Roland.
" My drink please " , shouts Jake once more .
" Go give it to him already . " Steffanie says to Susan . " Make sure
he is happy . " Winks Steffanie .
Susan stood up and Steffanie smacked her in the butt .
Jake waves to Susan . " Over here ... come this way ! "
" Here you go . " She sits down .
This time Jake did not move . Jake hugs her saying , " you are so
pretty " .
Susan was drunk and went along with Jake .
Jake began to mumble words .
" Okay , okay ... that's good - you can let go now " , studders Susan .
" I am sorry . " He let go of her .
" Are you going to drink that ? "
" Sure I am . Watch this . " Jake drank the drink in just one gulp
again . " Whoo hoo , now this is the shit " , mumbled Jake . " I want
more ! "
He hands Susan the cup .
" Well can you hold on . " Susan touched his face . " Your skin is so
smooth ... can I kiss you ? " Susan leaned over towards Jake .
" This is my song " , screamed Ross .
" This is my song too " , shouts Jake . Jake got up and began dancing .
Steffanie , Roland , Ross and Susan could not believe what they were
seeing .
" Go Jake , get dirty ... move your body " , yells Steffanie .
" Guys - do you see that over there ? " Points Roland . " That my friend
is the famous island . They say that once you enter you never leave . "
Laughs Roland .
" Hey ! Where is my drink " , shouts Jake .
" Hold on " , screams Susan . " So tell me again - what it is that you will
do to him ? "
Steffanie whispered into Susan's ear , " we are going to leave him
behind " .
Susan covered her mouth . " Really . Why ? "
" Because we want a vacation . " Laughs Roland .
" My drink please " , shouts Jake .
" Oh gosh he is drunk already " , says Susan .
" That's good . " Smiles Steffanie .
Roland pours the drink and sprinkles a white powder into the cup .
" This should be good enough to make him hypper . " Laughs Roland.
" My drink please " , shouts Jake once more .
" Go give it to him already . " Steffanie says to Susan . " Make sure
he is happy . " Winks Steffanie .
Susan stood up and Steffanie smacked her in the butt .
Jake waves to Susan . " Over here ... come this way ! "
" Here you go . " She sits down .
This time Jake did not move . Jake hugs her saying , " you are so
pretty " .
Susan was drunk and went along with Jake .
Jake began to mumble words .
" Okay , okay ... that's good - you can let go now " , studders Susan .
" I am sorry . " He let go of her .
" Are you going to drink that ? "
" Sure I am . Watch this . " Jake drank the drink in just one gulp
again . " Whoo hoo , now this is the shit " , mumbled Jake . " I want
more ! "
He hands Susan the cup .
" Well can you hold on . " Susan touched his face . " Your skin is so
smooth ... can I kiss you ? " Susan leaned over towards Jake .
" This is my song " , screamed Ross .
" This is my song too " , shouts Jake . Jake got up and began dancing .
Steffanie , Roland , Ross and Susan could not believe what they were
seeing .
" Go Jake , get dirty ... move your body " , yells Steffanie .
" Guys - do you see that over there ? " Points Roland . " That my friend
is the famous island . They say that once you enter you never leave . "
Laughs Roland .
Bah hum bug!!!!
Jake heard what Roland had mention . " That's ridiculous . I bet you I
step my foot in there and it comes out in one piece . " Laughs Jake .
Jake was now drunk and high . He thought the drink was the one
giving him the effect he has but had no idea that his drink was spiked
by Roland . Jake did not stop dancing for one moment and could hardly
control his movements .
Roland walks to Jake . " I bet you once you step foot in that island
you'll be stuck for a while . " He grins .
Susan stands up . " You are so daring . " She hugs Jake and Jake falls
on the ground . " Oops , I am sorry . Here let me help you up . " Giggles
Susan .
Steffanie looks over at Roland then says , " I would like to see him step
foot in there " .
" Me too - I'd like to see that . " Laughs Jake .
Roland turns off the boat . Tim was still passed out . Ross was now
drunk so where Jake and Susan . Steffanie and Roland were high on
coccaine .
Roland goes to Jake , he puts his arm around his neck and squeezes
it . " So boss are you going in there ? We'll wait for you . " Grins Roland .
Steffanie and Susan sat back down to watch Jake make a fool out of
himself .
Jake points at the island . " That island right there ? That is
nothing ... " , mumbles Jake dancing side to side .
" Are you ready ? "
" I am as ready as I'll ever be . " Laughs Jake .
" Go for it " , screams Ross .
" Jake , before you go can I give you a kiss " , yells Susan .
Steffanie giggled .
Roland couldn't believe it . " Did you hear that boss . Go over there
and get you some . " Grins Roland .
Jake looks at Susan and walks towards her when he tripped over
a hose on the floor , he lost his balance and ended up falling off the boat
landing flat on his face in the water .
step my foot in there and it comes out in one piece . " Laughs Jake .
Jake was now drunk and high . He thought the drink was the one
giving him the effect he has but had no idea that his drink was spiked
by Roland . Jake did not stop dancing for one moment and could hardly
control his movements .
Roland walks to Jake . " I bet you once you step foot in that island
you'll be stuck for a while . " He grins .
Susan stands up . " You are so daring . " She hugs Jake and Jake falls
on the ground . " Oops , I am sorry . Here let me help you up . " Giggles
Susan .
Steffanie looks over at Roland then says , " I would like to see him step
foot in there " .
" Me too - I'd like to see that . " Laughs Jake .
Roland turns off the boat . Tim was still passed out . Ross was now
drunk so where Jake and Susan . Steffanie and Roland were high on
coccaine .
Roland goes to Jake , he puts his arm around his neck and squeezes
it . " So boss are you going in there ? We'll wait for you . " Grins Roland .
Steffanie and Susan sat back down to watch Jake make a fool out of
himself .
Jake points at the island . " That island right there ? That is
nothing ... " , mumbles Jake dancing side to side .
" Are you ready ? "
" I am as ready as I'll ever be . " Laughs Jake .
" Go for it " , screams Ross .
" Jake , before you go can I give you a kiss " , yells Susan .
Steffanie giggled .
Roland couldn't believe it . " Did you hear that boss . Go over there
and get you some . " Grins Roland .
Jake looks at Susan and walks towards her when he tripped over
a hose on the floor , he lost his balance and ended up falling off the boat
landing flat on his face in the water .
Bah hum bug!!!!
" Poor guy he'll always be a nerd ! " Smiles Steffanie .
Susan ran to the edge of the boat where Jake had fallen . " Are you
okay ? "
Jake quickly jumps up . " Yes ! I am okay . " He grins . " Just
wonderful " , says Jake to himself wipping the sand of his face
" Just be careful and hurry back " , shouts Susan to Jake .
" This will be a piece of cake Susan . Don't worry about me , all will be
just fine " , says Jake studdering wobbling out the water and heading
towards the island .
" Boss , you see them trees right over there ? "
Jake points . " Those trees over there ? Yes ! "
Roland laughs . " Well , go in there and there should be a house made
of coconuts shells ... once you reach the house touch it and come back
out . Oh and bring us some evidence . " Grins Roland .
Jake yells , " is that all I have to do ? cool ! " Jake walks towards the
trees . He stumbled his way to the trees talking to himself.
Roland waits until he was not visible to turn the boat on and leave .
Ten minutes later Jake had enough of the little treasure hunt he
had stupidly agreed to go on so he turns around . Jake came out
screaming , " see - I made it out ! Hello guys ? " He did not see the
boat . He looks again and saw the boat very far from where he had
fallen off . " Oh dear God , I hope they come back . This is not fun
anymore . I'm drunk and without a clue . I knew I was going to regret
this trip . " Jake saw a big rock and that is where he laid down and
passed out . An hour later it began raining . He woke up when he felt the
rain on his face . "Oh great , wonderful . Why ? Why me ? Shit ! " Jake
was very upset . He didn't know why they left . " If this is a joke, it
sure ain't funny . "
With rain and all Jake fell back asleep .
Morning came:
Susan ran to the edge of the boat where Jake had fallen . " Are you
okay ? "
Jake quickly jumps up . " Yes ! I am okay . " He grins . " Just
wonderful " , says Jake to himself wipping the sand of his face
" Just be careful and hurry back " , shouts Susan to Jake .
" This will be a piece of cake Susan . Don't worry about me , all will be
just fine " , says Jake studdering wobbling out the water and heading
towards the island .
" Boss , you see them trees right over there ? "
Jake points . " Those trees over there ? Yes ! "
Roland laughs . " Well , go in there and there should be a house made
of coconuts shells ... once you reach the house touch it and come back
out . Oh and bring us some evidence . " Grins Roland .
Jake yells , " is that all I have to do ? cool ! " Jake walks towards the
trees . He stumbled his way to the trees talking to himself.
Roland waits until he was not visible to turn the boat on and leave .
Ten minutes later Jake had enough of the little treasure hunt he
had stupidly agreed to go on so he turns around . Jake came out
screaming , " see - I made it out ! Hello guys ? " He did not see the
boat . He looks again and saw the boat very far from where he had
fallen off . " Oh dear God , I hope they come back . This is not fun
anymore . I'm drunk and without a clue . I knew I was going to regret
this trip . " Jake saw a big rock and that is where he laid down and
passed out . An hour later it began raining . He woke up when he felt the
rain on his face . "Oh great , wonderful . Why ? Why me ? Shit ! " Jake
was very upset . He didn't know why they left . " If this is a joke, it
sure ain't funny . "
With rain and all Jake fell back asleep .
Morning came:
Bah hum bug!!!!
When Jake awoke he was drenched . Seaweed covered his whole
body . He looks around and saw no one had came to rescue him . Jake
now knew that this was a very cruel joke they had played on him . He
began walking along side of the beach kicking everything in his path
talking to himself . " Shit - what am I to do now ? How will I get back ?
What will I eat? Who is going to help me ? " Jake was feeling down and
miserable more than he has ever been in his life . He still kicked
everything on the sandy island until he kicked something that almost
broke his foot . " Damn it " , he said . Jake saw the
shiny object . For Jake it was just trash he would take his anger upon .
He went to where the object landed , he bends down and picks it up .
He looks at it and shakes it to see if there was anything inside for him to
eat . But there was nothing in it so he threw it behind him and continued
walking . Jake sat down on the sand . A few minutes later he saw a
bright light from the corner of his eyes . Jake got scared and jumped up
really fast . He strongly rubbed his eyes to make sure he wasn't
illusinating . Jake shoes were not on his feet , his glasses were lost and
his shirt was shreded in pieces . " What the ? " Jake heads towards the
bright light . He saw the light came from the object he had thrown
away . Smoke surrounded the shiny object and from
nowhere a person appeared before him . The person has long curly black
hair ; wearing a veil over their face ; looking Egypcian . After a minute
the light and smoke vanish but this person remained in Jake's presence
with hands crossed staring at him . Jake believed he was illusinating .
Jake ran into the ocean and dipped himself in , he did this a couple of
times . The person to whom now appeared to be a woman to Jake began
coming towards him . She now was close to where Jake dunked himself
in the ocean and stood there waiting for Jake to finish what he was
doing . Jake dunked himself in the water one last time and the woman
remained in his sight . He got out of the water shaking his whole body .
He walks towards her looking at her up and down waiting for her to speak
but she just stood there staring at him with her hands crossed . Then out
of the blue she spoke .
body . He looks around and saw no one had came to rescue him . Jake
now knew that this was a very cruel joke they had played on him . He
began walking along side of the beach kicking everything in his path
talking to himself . " Shit - what am I to do now ? How will I get back ?
What will I eat? Who is going to help me ? " Jake was feeling down and
miserable more than he has ever been in his life . He still kicked
everything on the sandy island until he kicked something that almost
broke his foot . " Damn it " , he said . Jake saw the
shiny object . For Jake it was just trash he would take his anger upon .
He went to where the object landed , he bends down and picks it up .
He looks at it and shakes it to see if there was anything inside for him to
eat . But there was nothing in it so he threw it behind him and continued
walking . Jake sat down on the sand . A few minutes later he saw a
bright light from the corner of his eyes . Jake got scared and jumped up
really fast . He strongly rubbed his eyes to make sure he wasn't
illusinating . Jake shoes were not on his feet , his glasses were lost and
his shirt was shreded in pieces . " What the ? " Jake heads towards the
bright light . He saw the light came from the object he had thrown
away . Smoke surrounded the shiny object and from
nowhere a person appeared before him . The person has long curly black
hair ; wearing a veil over their face ; looking Egypcian . After a minute
the light and smoke vanish but this person remained in Jake's presence
with hands crossed staring at him . Jake believed he was illusinating .
Jake ran into the ocean and dipped himself in , he did this a couple of
times . The person to whom now appeared to be a woman to Jake began
coming towards him . She now was close to where Jake dunked himself
in the ocean and stood there waiting for Jake to finish what he was
doing . Jake dunked himself in the water one last time and the woman
remained in his sight . He got out of the water shaking his whole body .
He walks towards her looking at her up and down waiting for her to speak
but she just stood there staring at him with her hands crossed . Then out
of the blue she spoke .
Bah hum bug!!!!
" Hi Master . "
" Master ? " Jake opened his eyes really , really wide , not believing
what he had just heard come from the woman . He smacked himself in
the face .
" Oh no Master - don't do that " , she says clossing her eyes .
Jake walked away from her and laughed hysterically . He shook his
head .
She walks behind him .
Jake turns to her . " What are you ? "
" Master you do not know of my kind " , she says smiling .
" I've only read of your kind in kids books but , I had no idea ... and I
repeat no idea that you people actually excisted . " He laughs .
" So you know of my kind ? "
They kept on walking side by side .
" Yeah , you are a Genie . " Jake coughed .
" Are you okay Master ? "
" I am fine . Just sick from the rain last night . So how did you come to
this island " , asked Jake still shaking his head .
The woman teared up . " I have been trapped in that darn bottle for
centuries ... infact , I have lost count of how many centuries it has
been . See - I broke a rule and my old Master decided he didn't want to
keep me anymore , so he tricked me and got rid of me without me
knowing about it " , she says sadly .
Jake didn't know what to say . " This is for real ... isn't it ? "
The woman got excited . " Why yes this is rea l . " She grins .
" Master ? " Jake opened his eyes really , really wide , not believing
what he had just heard come from the woman . He smacked himself in
the face .
" Oh no Master - don't do that " , she says clossing her eyes .
Jake walked away from her and laughed hysterically . He shook his
head .
She walks behind him .
Jake turns to her . " What are you ? "
" Master you do not know of my kind " , she says smiling .
" I've only read of your kind in kids books but , I had no idea ... and I
repeat no idea that you people actually excisted . " He laughs .
" So you know of my kind ? "
They kept on walking side by side .
" Yeah , you are a Genie . " Jake coughed .
" Are you okay Master ? "
" I am fine . Just sick from the rain last night . So how did you come to
this island " , asked Jake still shaking his head .
The woman teared up . " I have been trapped in that darn bottle for
centuries ... infact , I have lost count of how many centuries it has
been . See - I broke a rule and my old Master decided he didn't want to
keep me anymore , so he tricked me and got rid of me without me
knowing about it " , she says sadly .
Jake didn't know what to say . " This is for real ... isn't it ? "
The woman got excited . " Why yes this is rea l . " She grins .
Bah hum bug!!!!
They stopped walking and sat down on the sand . Jake threw rocks in the
ocean as he spoke with the genie . "So how does this all work
anyways ? "
" Usually you would have three wishes to ask for but since I am no
longer part of my family ..." She hugs Jake and keeps saying , " I can
be yours forever " .
" Are you nuts " , screams Jake .
The genie stops hugging Jake . " So what do you say - will you
keep me ? " Sara grins . " I really don't want to be trapped in that bottle
for any longer . Please will you keep me Master ? " The genie made a
sad face .
" I mean you can sure use me for something ? "
Jake spaced out , he began thinking about how he would get out of
the island . He really needed her more than she needed him .
" I can cook for you . " She stood up , crossed her arms and blinked her
eyes and she dressed with an aprin and a chef's hat while holding
a roasted chicken .
Jake grins a little bit .
" I can be your choffer . " Again , she crossed her arms and blinked
her eyes and she stood holding a steering wheel .
Jake grins a little bit more .
" Look a maid " , she says dressed in a maids alfit holding a duster and
a roll of paper towel .
Jake laughed . " Interesting ! "
The genie kneels to Jake . " Please say you'll keep me ? "
the genie frowns .
" Okay - I'll keep you , but my first request is very odd . "
" Anything that I can do to please you I'll do ... except for love . I can't
help anyone with that , but the rest is game . " Smiles the genie .
" Can I see your face ? "
" Sure " , says the genie taking off her veil . " Is this better Master ? "
Jake fell inlove with what he had seen . He would never forget that
face .
She is very beautiful and Jake had never seen a woman such as
her before .
" Do you like Master ? "
Jake stood up and touched her face . " I'm really not dreaming " ,
he said softly . He removed his hand from her face .
"Are you okay Master ? "
Looking down at the sand was Jake . " Something good actually
happened to me - a woman . " Smiles Jake as he told himself this .
" So do you like Master ? "
" I have a real genie ... a real life genie . That's incredible . " Jake
walks to the ocean water . He points at another island . " That's where
I'd like to be ... that is my home . "
The genie did not hear him and came closer to him . " What's that
Master ? "
Jake points again . " There ... I would like to go over there . "
" Why Master ? Is that your home ? " The genie looks over at
the island that Jake pointed to .
Jake laughs . " No - because it's closer to home . "
" Ahh , do you wish to go home Master ? "
With a sad face he says , " yes ... even though home sucks for me ,
yeah ... I'd love more to go home and live a normal life with you " .
The genie blushed . " Oh that is beautiful Master . " Smiled the genie .
" Hold on . " She ran to get the bottle . She then brought it over
to Jake . " Wish you were home . " The genie winked at him .
"One thing before we do this ... does traveling that way hurt ? "
The genie laughed . " Not at all Master - it's quite painless . "
" If you say so . " Grins Jake .
ocean as he spoke with the genie . "So how does this all work
anyways ? "
" Usually you would have three wishes to ask for but since I am no
longer part of my family ..." She hugs Jake and keeps saying , " I can
be yours forever " .
" Are you nuts " , screams Jake .
The genie stops hugging Jake . " So what do you say - will you
keep me ? " Sara grins . " I really don't want to be trapped in that bottle
for any longer . Please will you keep me Master ? " The genie made a
sad face .
" I mean you can sure use me for something ? "
Jake spaced out , he began thinking about how he would get out of
the island . He really needed her more than she needed him .
" I can cook for you . " She stood up , crossed her arms and blinked her
eyes and she dressed with an aprin and a chef's hat while holding
a roasted chicken .
Jake grins a little bit .
" I can be your choffer . " Again , she crossed her arms and blinked
her eyes and she stood holding a steering wheel .
Jake grins a little bit more .
" Look a maid " , she says dressed in a maids alfit holding a duster and
a roll of paper towel .
Jake laughed . " Interesting ! "
The genie kneels to Jake . " Please say you'll keep me ? "
the genie frowns .
" Okay - I'll keep you , but my first request is very odd . "
" Anything that I can do to please you I'll do ... except for love . I can't
help anyone with that , but the rest is game . " Smiles the genie .
" Can I see your face ? "
" Sure " , says the genie taking off her veil . " Is this better Master ? "
Jake fell inlove with what he had seen . He would never forget that
face .
She is very beautiful and Jake had never seen a woman such as
her before .
" Do you like Master ? "
Jake stood up and touched her face . " I'm really not dreaming " ,
he said softly . He removed his hand from her face .
"Are you okay Master ? "
Looking down at the sand was Jake . " Something good actually
happened to me - a woman . " Smiles Jake as he told himself this .
" So do you like Master ? "
" I have a real genie ... a real life genie . That's incredible . " Jake
walks to the ocean water . He points at another island . " That's where
I'd like to be ... that is my home . "
The genie did not hear him and came closer to him . " What's that
Master ? "
Jake points again . " There ... I would like to go over there . "
" Why Master ? Is that your home ? " The genie looks over at
the island that Jake pointed to .
Jake laughs . " No - because it's closer to home . "
" Ahh , do you wish to go home Master ? "
With a sad face he says , " yes ... even though home sucks for me ,
yeah ... I'd love more to go home and live a normal life with you " .
The genie blushed . " Oh that is beautiful Master . " Smiled the genie .
" Hold on . " She ran to get the bottle . She then brought it over
to Jake . " Wish you were home . " The genie winked at him .
"One thing before we do this ... does traveling that way hurt ? "
The genie laughed . " Not at all Master - it's quite painless . "
" If you say so . " Grins Jake .
Bah hum bug!!!!
