Funny things to do:

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:09 pm

I'm having fun.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:56 pm

Bank drive through - when the teller gets on the speaker say "Could you
Make some money shoot out of the slot in the machine please?"

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:59 pm

lol...........i don't think i'd use the word 'shoot' if i were you........lol

fluffy

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:38 am

fluffy wrote:lol...........i don't think i'd use the word 'shoot' if i were you........lol

fluffy

It's a perfectly fine descriptive verb.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:48 am

Got a date with someone who's vertically challenged?

Wear these.

And find someplace you can play Randy Newman on the juke box.

carreyd away · Post by **carreyd away** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:07 am

quirky wrote:Pull up to the drugstore drive-thru and when they ask "Can I help you?" Say, "No I just wanted to say hello."

Or, "No thanks, just browsing..."

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:08 am

carreyd away wrote:
quirky wrote:Pull up to the drugstore drive-thru and when they ask "Can I help you?" Say, "No I just wanted to say hello."
Or, "No thanks, just browsing..."

teheehee.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:17 am

quirky wrote:Go into a pet store and say, "Do you have, like, eight scorpions? I have some houseguests that just won't leave."

This has made me giggle three times already. I must be self-indulgent.

Michele Hernandez · Post by **Michele Hernandez** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:18 am

I thought that was funny too.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:25 am

Go into Starbuck's and order a strawberry banana smoothie.

mav · Post by **mav** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:51 am

Cycle down the highway in a clown outfit. Or better still, arrive at work like that...lol

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:48 pm

Invite someone over for supper and serve scrambled eggs, pancakes and bacon.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:50 pm

Before you have someone housesit for you, go to an ethnic supermarket and buy a cow's head wrapped in cellophane to stick in the fridge.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:58 pm

we taped a kipper behind someones radiator once as a practical joke..............lol

fluffy

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:00 pm

fluffy wrote:we taped a kipper behind someones radiator once as a practical joke..............lol

fluffy

I have radiators.