There once was a poster called Mav,
What wit and finesse did she have?
She typed with such grace,
Her stories were ace!
Her words to the soul were like salve.
The once was a lassie called Mav
Who talent for teasing did have,
She likes to imply
that we've made her cry
then buggers offline for a laugh...........
There once was a woman named Fluffy
whose slippers are totally puffy
she is extremely kind
she's got a wonderful mind
and she always avoids being gruffy.
Jimenem wrote:There once was a woman named Fluffy
whose slippers are totally puffy
she is extremely kind
she's got a wonderful mind
and she always avoids being gruffy.
Dude! Kudos! I *so* couldn't come up with stuff to rhyme with "fluffy"!
Well fluffy's our sweet Scottish one.
She makes the board spiffy and fun.
She posts here with glee,
Enraptured are we.
We hope that she'll never be done.
There once was a fair maiden named Quirky
Who lately has been less than perky
She's doing much better
She needs Jim to pet her
So she can fall asleep without eating turkey.
Jimenem wrote:There once was a fair maiden named Quirky
Who lately has been less than perky
She's doing much better
She needs Jim to pet her
So she can fall asleep without eating turkey.