Jim Carrey Online

Posted: **Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:52 am**

A mortarboard?

Did it ever wear a tux?

Posted: **Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:58 am**

I believe that honour belongs to the turkey..............

flufy

Posted: **Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:00 am**

I wore a tux

Does that mean I'm a turkey?

Hmmm. . .i did not know that about myself.

Posted: **Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:03 am**

lol............no...it's the colouring of it's feathers..........i often see cartoons and stuff with turkeys in a tux...........lol.............

i'm sure you were adorable.............was it Orange like Jims??......lol.....
He looks like a giant satsuma in that one...........lol........

lol.........but still juicy..........lol

fluffy

Posted: **Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:11 am**

No it wasn't orange. I wanted an orange one but my Mom wouldn't let me. She said I would look like a fool. . . I was very dissapointed.

But I did look decent in my black and silver Tux.

Posted: **Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:55 pm**

I really want to call US Cellular's 1-800 line and say, "I read the instructions about not putting the phone in the microwave, but I was wondering....is it ok to put it in the crisper?

Posted: **Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:33 pm**

Lol, Some of those intructions are so stupid. I mean, Is putting your cell phone in the microwave really an issue for some people? How DUH can a person get!

Like that rule that they tell you in lamaz class. "After your wifes water breaks, do not have sex." Is this really a problem??

Man, I know more than I should.

Posted: **Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:51 pm**

I think my life is very funny and I hope that It will stay that way.
I hope my life will be a good life and I hopte that I will find someone that I raelly love. Yeah thats all you can do..hope.. Thats why I HOPE that I´ll have a funny life

Posted: **Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:37 am**

I never had an opinion on this but life should be more than funny-should be heart waming,specially when you wake up and the person next to you says good morning,how did I sleep-

My life has not been that funny and I want my life to be filled with love,love,love,so much love that I can feel myself go with God-sorry-

Posted: **Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:08 am**

Sorry for what? You shouldn't be sorry. Thats a very admirable life style, more people need to start living that way. But humor can help make a persons life easier to live.

Posted: **Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:46 am**

You are right without laughter the world would be nothing but a miserable place-thank God for giving Jim breath and the career he has today-

Posted: **Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:26 am**

Amen, sister!

Posted: **Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:23 pm**

FYI - the smart chicken was delicious. Must be all those IQ points.

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:13 am**

If the IQ is transferable via ingestion, you'd better hurray up and send on the receipe cause I'm hanging out with the guy Mark Twain's talking about!

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:02 pm**

Meaning?

This morning during a drug commercial I actually took the time to notice that in the last frame there are 4 lines of small print.

It isn't readable unless you are two inches from the TV screen. (And I'm sure others had parents like me who said, "Don't sit that close to the TV or you'll go blind and/or have microrays of television dangerousness invade your brain.)

It says something like this: May cause kidney failure, tongue blisters, explosive diarrhea, ear warts and toxic dandruff.

Jim Carrey Online

My life is funny. Is everyone's life funny?