Its Fart Girl!

[Canadian Jayne]

talked about Flatulence on
"Dancing with the Stars"

[Laura Laing]

Made you look


Something you don't imagine too often do ya?

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Dad used to think it was funny to wrestle with us, hold us down and fart on our heads..................it explains alot.......like how I can hold my breath for an incredible length of time........I think they classify this "quality time" as child abuse nowadays.....

It was the cause of much merriment while growing up......here I am training....

[mav]

Haaaaahhaa! you trained early

[Laura Laing]

I think it's in the genes...

[quirky]

When the day is long
And the beans, the beans are yours alone.
When you're sure you've had enough of those Tums
Well clinch tight

Don't let yourself go
'cause everybody eats
And everybody farts*
Sometimes

Sometimes everything is wrong
Now it's time to sing along
When your lunch is Taco Bell
(Hold on, hold tight)
If you feel like letting go
(Hold on)
If you think you've had too much of those beans
Well clinch tight

'cause everybody farts
Take comfort in Rolaids
Everybody farts

Don't throw your gas
Oh, no
Don't throw your gas
When you feel like you're alone
No, no, no, you're not alone

If you're on your own in this life
The days and nights are long
When you think you've had too much wind
To hang on

Well, everybody farts
Sometimes, everybody eats
And everybody farts
Sometimes

And everybody farts
Sometimes

So, hold on, clinch tight
Hold on, hold on
Hold on, clinch tight
Hold on, hold on

Everybody farts

Your sphincter's not alone.



With apologies to REM.

[quirky]

[Niobe]

Sorry, I just read this thread.

Very funny. I can hear Michael Stipe singing it in my head already!

[quirky]

I just read a really good interview with Michael Stipe. I should like REM more than I do.

[quirky]

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/187/story_18748_1.html

Here's the story. He mentions the divisive climate in the U.S. That's my pet peeve lately.

[Laura Laing]

Thanks for the link Quirky....cool guy ......

I think I'm sensing an attraction to bald, creative, intellects here....

[mav]

me too...lol.

Nice interview......other than giving money I don't do anything. There could be more of a reaching out....through websites etc like one.org.....

divisive climate...... not me.....I'm learning spanish
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