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Michele Hernandez wrote:Wait until the horse you are riding decides to run under a low branch...
I've done that one too. . . Had a goose egg on my head the size of . . . well . . . a goose egg.

Guy's I just analized my moment of brilliance up there, as I played it back in my head (in super slow motion), I reaize what happened. I was gonna put my arms out in front of me to slow myself down enough to where I could hit my head, and feel only a little pain all for the sake of humor. . . But the laws of physics kicked in. I was running too fast, and the pillar was ROUND! My hands sliped around either side of the pillar leaving my head fully exposed, and SMACK! my skull impacted at full run. . . geeze. . . I are a college student *hiyuk*
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Maybe you will be a new star in cinema? \:D/
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Lol, never can tell! :D Ah. . .Do I dare dream it?
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:wink:
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Hey jimenem, I joined your club the other night. At a New Years Eve party we were huddled around an outdoor heater and the top of the tin cover said, "Hot! Don't Touch!" so like an idiot I announced that the statement was obvious and dumb and what kind of idjit would touch the damn thing anyway. Of course as I was imitating such idiot behavior I actually touched the damn thing and burnt the crap out of my hand! And the worst part was, I was sober!
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I haven't put my cell phone in the microwave yet.
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carreyd away wrote:Hey jimenem, I joined your club the other night. At a New Years Eve party we were huddled around an outdoor heater and the top of the tin cover said, "Hot! Don't Touch!" so like an idiot I announced that the statement was obvious and dumb and what kind of idjit would touch the damn thing anyway. Of course as I was imitating such idiot behavior I actually touched the damn thing and burnt the crap out of my hand! And the worst part was, I was sober!
Welcome. Lol One day soon, we're gonna gather all the members and audition for Jackass: the sequel. :lol:
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quirky wrote:I haven't put my cell phone in the microwave yet.

Just do it, then sue. . . because lack of a disclaimor renders THEM responsible. :lol:
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No sue,??

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Why should someone else pay for someone else's silliness?? :(
The silliness suer, hmm, there's a story in that one.
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Jimenem wrote:
quirky wrote:I haven't put my cell phone in the microwave yet.

Just do it, then sue. . . because lack of a disclaimor renders THEM responsible. :lol:
Oh but there IS a microwave disclaimer!!!!

If I want to collect I have to submerge it in water, because they don't have a disclaimer about that.
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Lol, yes your right, I forgot about the microwave disclaimor. . . But I think you're on the right track with the water. . .
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Jimenem wrote:One day soon, we're gonna gather all the members and audition for Jackass: the sequel. :lol:
Actually there is a sequel in the making, I am very close friends with Chris Pontius (aka Party Boy). You don't even want to know what they've got cooked up for this one. Walking into poles is kid stuff for them. And if you truly are a fan of jackass, check out Chris and Steve-O's new show "Wildboyz" on MTV2 on Fridays. The new season starts this week. It is hysterical.
quirky wrote:I haven't put my cell phone in the microwave yet.
I love those disclaimers on appliances. The sad thing is they probably had to write that because some idiot actually did do it and tried to sue them. But then, when they tell you not to do something, doesn't it make people want to see why they can't? So I say, damn them and their, "Don't put your cell phone in the microwave" statements! I'm going to put mine in the microwave just to spite them! :lol:
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and i am going to microwave my pop tarts in the package. take that kelloggs! :twisted:
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Ah!!! This whole topic has me cracking up. Oh my GAW... JR... lol... wow. Can you get any smarter then that? Naw, you know your greatly loved. But that is just hilarious!
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I did a stupid thing too... I have sun spots on my face that really bother me. (the way they look) People actually walk up to me and try to wipe the one on my forehead off. So my sister-in-law told me about this microdem stuff that got rid of a big freckle she had. So I tried it... I have a lot of freckles and sun spots and used this chemical all over my face and ended up looking like a burn victim ..luckily it's healing
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