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carreyd away · Post by **carreyd away** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:02 pm

quirky wrote:I wonder if it would emerge shinier.

** spits coffee all over her computer screen **

Funny!

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:09 pm

See, but the thing is.....my brain honestly THINKS THROUGH things like that. I wish it would stop. But I'm glad you got a laugh.

lammy · Post by **lammy** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:23 am

I don't get it-

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:45 am

well, if he swallowed jewellery then the acids in his tummy would probably be strong enough to clean metal.............so they's come out all shiny..........lol............or yucky depending on whether or not he's had his shredded wheat...............lol...........

fluffy

Canadian Jayne · Post by **Canadian Jayne** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:25 pm

jewelry, not sure if would be very comforable though, it may get stuck
espcially if it was larger than a pearl, too many edges, you may be able to use a magnet to get it out.
I think I'll stick with the old spit & shine approach.

lammy · Post by **lammy** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:42 am

You know what-I still don't get it-

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:55 pm

People should just learn to let a punchline stand alone.

mav · Post by **mav** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:57 am

...aaaand it's a miss!

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:21 pm

carreyd away wrote:
quirky wrote:I wonder if it would emerge shinier.
** spits coffee all over her computer screen **

Funny!

*clears throat*

It may not have been a home run, but it got Carreyd away to first base.

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Well, that would definitely a new way of shining up the old.