The Opposite Sex

lammy · Post by **lammy** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:08 am

And to think I was rough on the man-you guys beat me ny a mile-

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:43 am

lol Jim has used Enemas before. Does that mean you would turn him down,Fluffers?

nope.............but i would get a 6 ft8' beefy male nurse to administer it....lol.................i wouldn't!!......

Wasn't it colonic irrigation he 'toyed' with??.......

fluffy

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:14 pm

lol
yes something like that

lammy · Post by **lammy** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:38 am

Say what?

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:10 am

You learn something new on here everyday don't ya ,Lammy?lol

Jim has been known to talk freely without hesitation about doing colonics in many of his interviews. Only a man would talk about that openly.lol

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:13 pm

lol.......................imagine being the therapist?
..........Jim comes in.................you hope and pray he's wanting an all over body massage and instead he asks you to stick a hose up his bum and wash it out with warm water.....checking for lumpy bits of poop!!!

How undignified................lol......I mean what do you talk about when the poop is flowing...?............
'going anywhere nice for the holidays'........'isn't the weather dreadful for this time of year'....

..'oooooooh that was a big lump'

.......

fluffy

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:34 pm

LOL!!!!

lammy · Post by **lammy** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:54 pm

LOL!! That's messed up Fluff-

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:05 pm

I mean what do you talk about when the poop is flowing...?............
'going anywhere nice for the holidays'

I would ask him"MAN!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EAT???"lol

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:40 pm

mind you, you could probably say and do pretty much anything to him......he'd be a 'captive audience'..............lol

fluffy

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quirky · Post by **quirky** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:52 pm

I'd say, "So are we friends, or are we enemas?"

I need a rim shot.

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:21 pm

Jim loves mexican food. So what would happen if he ate some and then had the irrigation done?

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:48 pm

Cotton! I am going to revoke your status as America's most beloved non-synthetic fabric.

Oy...the things we talk about.

lammy · Post by **lammy** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:31 pm

I'd be embarassed if Jim where to talk to me about his lumps on his poop-LOL!!

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:54 pm

My mom was a nurse. The first question whenever we were sick when we were little was "Did you have a bowel movement today??"

Maybe there's something to it.