
Now, I dont collect anything. I think I collect sayings.... funny or wise ones ....sometimes my own


What are you thinking of when hiking in the woods?
You know what's really weird? Besides what you're thinking....? Today I went with my cousin hunting for morel mushrooms in the woods. Sometimes the mushrooms are hiding under leaves, so I got a stick...because the forest floor is too buggy to go digging with your hands. It was a lovely, but chilly day and the oxygen rich loamy smell was kind of soporific...and I was moving some leaves with my stick and THERE WAS A SNAKE. A black shiny snake...and I'm not a ninny really...not much scares me...but all of a sudden my throat kind of constricted and I had a sharp intake of air. At that moment it's like I had become a tiny bit schizophrenic and the personality that watches Animal Planet was repeating "It's more scared of you than you are of it...just back up and walk away...it's more scared of you than you are of it...." and the OTHER personality that has seen too many cartoons is screeching "It's itty bitty and probably really fast and it's gonna go up your pantleg...it's gonna go up your PANT leg!" And I could not budge while responsible civilian fought with hysterical civilian. Finally semi hysterical responsible civilian JUMPED backwards and then went running to the path and my cousin, the Eagle Scout said, "What?" And I released one strangulated word...."ssssn....ake." And he laughed like a hyena.jimaverick wrote:quirky wrote:Whoa....not deep stuff like "I can tolerate spaghetti without parmesan, but not parmesan without spaghetti."That got me endorphins frolicking again...
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