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quirky wrote: I walked up to her and said, "No. You've had the TV long enough and if we watch that movie again I'm gonna slip into a coma."

You are my hero!!!!!!!

Aw heck, I'm just lucky I didn't get clocked.

You are very brave. We are all glad she didn't clock you

MY LIFE IS HILARIOUS.....

Look, Conor......

I watched your language FOR you!!!!

My cousin and his girlfriend are both paramedics, which means that they live by the pager.

The pager has tones which go off and then a voice announces what the call is.

There are two of these in the house and one of them is in the living room right by the couch. When the tones go off, it is a piercing shriek guaranteed to wake anyone from their deepest slumber.

So last Saturday here I am on these meds which overexcite the Central Nervous System and I'm having a cup of coffee on the couch.

The pager went off and HOW the coffee did NOT wind up all over the ceiling I will never know.

quirky wrote:Look, Conor......

I watched your language FOR you!!!!

lolol sorry about that quirky.......

I've said before that when I was little 3-13, my parents had a hardware store. Sometimes I liked to help out by mopping or vacuuming the gift shop or cleaning merchandise. There was a stereo section and if Mom and Dad were working, one stereo was on and tuned to KRVR....the elevator music station. They had an employee named Judy and if Judy was working alone, the station was tuned to country. And I mean COUNTRY...not like today's softened country, but the "old school" country where all the singers sound like they need an appendectomy stat.

I just HATE that kind of country music.

My brother Kyle had a "Queen" 8 track tape and the first song was "We Will Rock You". One day when I was working and being subjected to the auditory agony of Judy's country station I went upstairs (we lived above the store) and got my brother's Queen tape.

I waited for just the right moment, when Judy was way up in paint and I stuck the tape into the stereo and ran for the door.

I heard:
Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise
Playin’ in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo’ face
You big disgrace
Kickin’ your can all over the place

"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill"!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know Snoop Dogg re-did that song, In my opinion It sounds pretty good.

In my opinion that's sacrelegious.

Yeah i agree with you Quirky....there's too much mixing of tracks and not enough real originality in music at the moment i reckon...........rap music sounds so alike............and angry...............it sounds like a cheap con to me................

fluffy

Woah! what are you trying to do Fluffy????? Start a Fight????? I'm sure you don't want that! lol I'm kidding, It can at times get annoying. . . well. . .To some people. But Theres no need to knock it! Snoop Dogg didn't do a remix, he just re-sang it.
And let me tell you something, If he hadn't have done that then "We will rock you" would be lost forever. He just re-introduced it into the new generation. Letting a new audience expirience the brilliance behind the music, rather than letting the song die.

If he hadn't have done that then "We will rock you" would be lost forever.

Wrong. It's still played at every high school football game across the country.

we play it at sports day..............we get all the field and the parents doing the hand clapping..........and the kinda salute......it rocks!!!...........then we do a mass mexican wave............it's hysterical.................

fluffy

Well, Part of it anyway.