A chat up line for Jim

Clemmy · Post by **Clemmy** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:37 am

No problem Madame Cotton.... *speaks with french accent* ...

So... "Jimmy, my man, have you ever thought about celebrating your birthday on a laundry room?"

Did I put us back on track, Madame?...

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:53 am

Jim Carrey did you know I'd love to know you?

.....wouldn't we all? .........lol.........
but does anyone really know him???..........(apart from his close circle of course.......)....does he really know himself?.................lol.
getting deep Nicky

fluffy

mav · Post by **mav** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:22 pm

"Jim, you're cordially invited to quirky's laundry bash. We were reluctant at first to invite you but we were really out of quarters. Come with some."

Clemmy · Post by **Clemmy** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:30 pm

... bleach will be served, but do not forget to bring your fave scent detergent.... .

... we are dying to savor your scent...*sniffs*...

mav · Post by **mav** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:41 pm

"Yes, and we guarantee that your panties and our socks.....erm....I mean our our socks and your bras are getting tequila cleaned...I mean..

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:44 pm

Hey Jimmie, what the word is? *said in a heavy gangsta accent*

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:55 pm

Jimenem wrote:Hey Jimmie, what the word is? *said in a heavy gangsta accent*

I knew you'd eventually chat up Jim Carrey.

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:05 pm

I just couldn't resist!

Hey Jim, if a chicken had lips, could it whistle?

Clemmy · Post by **Clemmy** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:06 am

That's a thoughtful question...

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:40 am

No...as a question.....that's clucked up.

Clemmy · Post by **Clemmy** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:40 am

Hey Jim, what about a bike ride? Hop in...

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:06 am

Excuse me, I'm with Homeland Security. We're conducting a search of underwear. Could you please disrobe?

Clemmy · Post by **Clemmy** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:25 am

quirky wrote:Excuse me, I'm with Homeland Security. We're conducting a search of underwear. Could you please disrobe?

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:30 am

Ya! You did it again!

Clemmy · Post by **Clemmy** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:46 am