Funny things to do:

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:12 am

Go to Red Lobster. Pick a lobster from the tank in front. Tell the hostess that you are there to eat that, and only that lobster because you can tell it has Satan in its eyes. Explain that God gave you a mission to destroy the satanic lobster by eating it.

Michele Hernandez · Post by **Michele Hernandez** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:32 am

We reserve the right to refuse sevice to anyone...lol

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:42 am

Pay for the person behind you on the toll road.

It's nice and it always confuses them when they pull along side and you just drive happily facing forward.

Michele Hernandez · Post by **Michele Hernandez** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:45 am

ok...run through the hills singing "the hills are alive, with the sound of music"...the whole song...just make sure there are no people within a mile

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:40 am

Go to the makeup counter in a department store and ask for aa consultation on base. Pick out the one that 5 shades darker than you need and insist that it looks great!

Clemmy · Post by **Clemmy** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:21 am

quirky wrote:Go to the makeup counter in a department store and ask for aa consultation on base. Pick out the one that 5 shades darker than you need and insist that it looks great!

Then go to the convenience store and ask for the attendant's phone number...

PS: don't do so if the guy is cute; it's not worthwhile risking your chances

Michele Hernandez · Post by **Michele Hernandez** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:23 am

Close your eyes.......and imagine you're with Jim...is that funny enough?

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:24 am

Ask for onion rings, sauteed not fried.

Michele Hernandez · Post by **Michele Hernandez** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:56 am

You stay on the computer for hours....looking at a picture of Jim

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:34 am

Michele Hernandez wrote:You stay on the computer for hours....looking at a picture of Jim

Yeah...well....looks like you figured me out.

Jimmie · Post by **Jimmie** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:19 pm

Go to Britian and stand in the middle of the street, call someone towards you and then yell "the british are coming! The british are coming!"

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:39 pm

lol.........well it depends which part of Britain you do that in.........lol.......you might get thumped by the yobs down south.........lol

fluffy

MandyCarrey · Post by **MandyCarrey** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:51 pm

OOO yeh!.... tell ya what is funny as hell. Doing prank phone calls, esspecially when you use celebrity voice clips on the internet.... the funniest one i have ever seen was some one phoning some random person and using clips of arnold swarzeneggers voice.. lol YOU ARE MINE NOW U BELONG TO ME!.... kindergarten cop ones are great.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:58 pm

Funny Things To Do In An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

fluffy

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:15 pm

Go to the drive through at Kentucky Fried Chicken and order a hamburger.