Jimericks?
- quirky
- Sonic 3
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How about one my grandpa used to sing.
Last night as I lay on my pillow...
Last night as I lay on my bed...
I slept with my feet out the window...
Next morning my neighbors were dead.
Were dead
Were dead
Next morning my neighbors were dead were dead.
Were dead
Were dead
Next morning my neighbors were dead.
Last night as I lay on my pillow...
Last night as I lay on my bed...
I slept with my feet out the window...
Next morning my neighbors were dead.
Were dead
Were dead
Next morning my neighbors were dead were dead.
Were dead
Were dead
Next morning my neighbors were dead.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
- Laura Laing
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- quirky
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Like a rabbit in a cage I wonder.
Hiding under hay from rolling thunder.
Soon without you I will fall down.
Though stories never killled the clown.
If there is something you know, please,
Too weak to stand I'm on my knees.
I will nestle down with memories,
And change the color of the seas.
Hiding under hay from rolling thunder.
Soon without you I will fall down.
Though stories never killled the clown.
If there is something you know, please,
Too weak to stand I'm on my knees.
I will nestle down with memories,
And change the color of the seas.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
In praise of...the Elephant...lol
I wish I had your trunk, lined deep with knowledge
I wish I had your tusk, for Jim to hold and sway
I wish I had your eyes, serene amidst chaos
I wish I had your gait, unhurried and firm on its way
I wish I had your ears, listening to words wise
Not the least your tail, to swat those pesky flies away
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I wish I had your trunk, lined deep with knowledge
I wish I had your tusk, for Jim to hold and sway

I wish I had your eyes, serene amidst chaos
I wish I had your gait, unhurried and firm on its way
I wish I had your ears, listening to words wise
Not the least your tail, to swat those pesky flies away
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- Anna Chalova
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- Jimenem
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- Location: Lost in the dark receses of my own imagination.
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Crammed against a brick wall,
Pinned there by a truck.
There's only two ways out, left or right.
I may remain there stuck.
Left is beconing but theres a catch,
I made a promise to right.
But right is too busy to help me loose
and I'm really stuck there tight.
Left could really help me, but I have an afinity for right.
Left would be the easy way,
but right would be the right.
I may give left a chance to help,
knowing that right would if she could.
But once I've exited stage left,
Stage right is gone for good.
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Pinned there by a truck.
There's only two ways out, left or right.
I may remain there stuck.
Left is beconing but theres a catch,
I made a promise to right.
But right is too busy to help me loose
and I'm really stuck there tight.
Left could really help me, but I have an afinity for right.
Left would be the easy way,
but right would be the right.
I may give left a chance to help,
knowing that right would if she could.
But once I've exited stage left,
Stage right is gone for good.
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