Ok, I'm officially stupid!

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:51 pm

Well. . . since you asked. I almost gave myself a concussion last night!

I was walking around the plaza with my friends for one of their birthday's. And Chris (my friend) pointed at a stone pillar and said he'd give me twenty bucks if I could run up it and do a back flip off it. So. . .

(Son't jump to conclusions yet. . .) I knew there was no way I could possible pull that off, so I decided I was gonna be funny and pretend to run and smack into it. . . I took off at a full run, and planned to bring my hand up in front of my head to keep me from hurting myself too bady (I can take pain if it's good for a laugh) But my hand just wasn't fast enough. And I smacked my head on that stone pillar so hard, you could hear a sickening *CRACK* I fell down, and almost blacked out. EVERYONE THERE THOUGHT I WAS JOKING!!! So they were just watching and laughing! Untill they saw that my eyes were slightly cross-eyed and dazed. I got to my feet popped a couple of ibuprofen, and survived.

After ALL of that. . . the only thing I wish I had done different, is I wish they had gotten it on VIDEO! I currently have a decent size bruise on the side of my face where it hit the stone (and broke the skin). I thought for sure I had fracured something!. . . My jaw still hurts like hell. But It'll heal. . . It wasn't one of my brightest moments. . .

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:54 pm

Tell me you won't try THAT again?

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:56 pm

Lol, not without a video camera.

I think I was just suffering from momentary Stupidititis.

I don't regret doing it though. . .It WAS hilarious!

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:13 pm

Kids these days....

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:19 pm

Oh, you know you wish you could have seen it!

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:29 pm

Nope....honestly.

I did get into the extreme biking thing on TV the other day, but I'm not a "jackass" fan.

KC8t80 · Post by **KC8t80** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:48 am

hahaha.....ohhh man thats hilarious....i couldn't being to tell u how many times i've done that.

here's one:

one day i went to Bayfair to do some xmas shopping and see a movie......i go and take the transit train (BART) and got to my destination w/ no problems......other than the fact it was raining......as soon i get off the train.....i walk down the stairs at my normal fast rate so i can catch the movie in time.....then without realizing it i slipped on the stairs, butt first, and slid down about 6 or 7 steps......the end result of it was that i brusied my elbow pretty bad and got it all swollen......when i got up someone asked if i was ok and i just started laughing thinking "where's a camera when u need it."

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 3:21 am

i walked into a tree once..............for real............up until then i thought that only happened in movies............

nope............it happened to me !!...........lol

fluffy

xmassmurdere · Post by **xmassmurdere** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:16 am

haha nice one JR... i've run into a pole plenty of times. after my billionth time. you would have thought to look where i walk but it still happens. and everyone always gets a kick out of it. no matter how many times i do it... i guess that is why i am such and idiot

Michele Hernandez · Post by **Michele Hernandez** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:32 am

Wait until the horse you are riding decides to run under a low branch...

Michele Hernandez · Post by **Michele Hernandez** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:40 am

Or run into a pole, a wall , whatever ..I've done it all.
Opps I posted twice in a row, I didn't break some kind of law or something , did I?

xmassmurdere · Post by **xmassmurdere** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:48 am

glad you had fun JR. dont worry you wont be an idiot. Jim beats himself up falls off ceiling panels. etc. you saw him do it in FWDAJ. and he's still awesome and brilliant. you'll be fine. but if you get really cool and creative powers tell me. i might try it sometime..ya never know

omnipresence · Post by **omnipresence** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:19 pm

Wow! hope you feel better soon.

KC8t80 · Post by **KC8t80** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:52 pm

i walked into a parking meter once.....couldn't here out of my left ear for about an hour or so.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:16 pm

Michele Hernandez wrote: Opps I posted twice in a row, I didn't break some kind of law or something , did I?

There's just a fine. Send 3 jars of pickled herring to fluffy and we'll forget it ever happened.