Snigglets

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:28 am

Does anybody remember the Snigglet books written by Rich Hall? Snigglets are words for things that should have Words but don't. Here are some examples

1. BURGACIDE
n. When a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals.

2. BUZZACKS
n. People in phone marts who walk around picking up display phones and listening for dial tones even when they know the phones are not connected.

3. DIMP
n. A person who insults you in a cheap department store by asking, "Do you work here?"

4. PETROPHOBIC
adj. One who is embarrassed to undress in front of a household pet.

5. DISCONFECT
v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will `remove' all the germs.

Lets see how creative you people really are. Give it a try!
Yes Quirky you may use Permagutter if you like. I will not be offended.

carreyd away · Post by **carreyd away** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:49 am

Mellet A mullet (short in front, long in back haircut) style as worn by Mel Gibson in the "Lethal Weapon" series

trishroberts · Post by **trishroberts** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:22 am

That snigglet thing sounds very like a book I had some years ago...it was called the meaning of LIF. It was really funny, the words used where obscure English place names, one I particulary remember is BLEEN this translated to ..BLEEN was a measure of light, one Bleen was the light emitted the flash light of a cimena usher. Also one BLEEN was the equivalent of 100 candles !!. There were loads more ....I must try and find that book.
I Love burgercide

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:21 pm

Brain hurt. Early. Need coffee.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:46 pm

Despaperation:

The feeling one has after using the toilet and discovering there's no TP on the roll.

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:58 pm

THERE YOU GO!

Gloop
The soap scum found underneath a bar of soap

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:01 pm

Snoo

A little nap on a snowy day.

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:07 pm

Bratwar

When a parent has to repeatedly tell their child to keep their slippers on.

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:13 pm

cotton wrote:Bratwar

When a parent has to repeatedly tell their child to keep their slippers on.

See, I would have said, the fight that ensues over who gets the last sausage.

mav · Post by **mav** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:34 pm

Creoffivity - Sudden spurt in creativity due to coffee.

threw - A variant of through (I learnt it on this forum)

fearophobia - fear of fear

delooverance - A form of liberty
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fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:43 pm

threw - A variant of through (I learnt it on this forum)

glad i could be of service...............lol............

FRUST (frust)
n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun)
n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the `illegal' side.

NEONPHANCY (ne on' fan see)
n. A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life.

PEPPIER (pehp ee ay')
n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.

fluffy

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:00 pm

Fluffeaters

People who cheat and copy and paste things.^^^

lol

Jimillions

1. The amount of times Jim will complain about wearing Grinch make up in his life time.

or

2. The amount of money Jim will make in his lifetime.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:26 pm

People who cheat and copy and paste things.^^^ lol

lol...............i just went to snigglets on the web...........lol........

fluffy

cotton · Post by **cotton** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:28 pm

quirky wrote:
cotton wrote:Bratwar

When a parent has to repeatedly tell their child to keep their slippers on.
See, I would have said, the fight that ensues over who gets the last sausage.

That is cause you didn't have a war with a brat today.lol
We will use yours as definition no. 2 tho cause it is funny.

Deadville

A forum that is dead

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:12 pm

Craptasmagoric.

The proper adjective to describe the neighbors' overdone Christmas yard displays.