Could it be avoided. . .You might be a redneck if. . .

kasper · Post by **kasper** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:11 am

Awww, yea, thats pretty bad...
AWWW... shes wearing flip flops

I feel sorry for her!!! Girls always want good weddings... is that even a real picture? Lol. Well, maybe I'd rather it not be.

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:47 pm

I feel sorry for her too. . . But they redeemed themslves! They had TWinkies at the reception! Priceless LOL

KC8t80 · Post by **KC8t80** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:28 pm

a wedding reception is not complete without some Hostess cakes.

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:47 pm

You might be a redneck if your final words will be "Hey Yall Watchiss"

Eskarpin · Post by **Eskarpin** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:56 pm

You Might Be a redneck if. . . If when you go walking go doing furrows on the ground because you did not cut the nails of the feet.

kasper · Post by **kasper** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:23 pm

If when a sign says "Say no to crack!" reminds you to pull up your pants.

OMG that reminds me of this plumber man that came to fix our sink once upon a time. It was EXACTLY how you picture it... he all bent under the sink thing and his crack hanging out like five inches. *gags*

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 6:24 pm

If he shows up again...have a quarter ready for the slot.

I'll never forget a moment in the ER. The nurse had a particularly inebriated patient. And I was helping her keep him kind of settled down...he was on all fours on the bed and was exposing WAY too much bum crack. She (she was VERY funny) turned to me and said, "Got a quarter?"

kasper · Post by **kasper** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:00 pm

HAHA

carreyd away · Post by **carreyd away** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:58 am

If you have more tattoos than teeth...

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:49 pm

If you've ever financed a tatoo.

If the largest amount of money you owe is to the taxidermist.

justfacts · Post by **justfacts** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:59 pm

You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:22 pm

Those were awesome!

justfacts · Post by **justfacts** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:00 am

some more... I work with a woman who forwards these things to everyone
You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
* Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
* Your junior prom offered day care.
* You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
* You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

KC8t80 · Post by **KC8t80** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:51 am

when ur version of a limosine is a trackter pulling people in hay wagons.