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This appeared in my in-box.....and i couldn't help but laugh........just change the word pet for 'man'..........you get chews that will make him everything you've ever dreamed of..........lol.........
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•Improved Energy Levels
•Balanced Weight Control & Improved Flexibility
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I need to thank you for your products! … I know there has been a difference in my pet. She has been a very depressed dog since we adopted her. She would not relax for the first year and a half we had her. When we got kittens, she started to try and play; but still would retreat and seem sad and withdrawn. We have now had her for three years and she has had your doggie vitamins for the last two months. She is more active and happy on a steady basis than ever before. The look in her eye is one of contentment, not sadness. She wants to play more often and is more responsive and receptive to the opportunities. The other significant point is that she WILL eat the pills. I bought her two other varieties over the last two years and I had to disguise the pills and still I'd find them left in the corner or whatever. She eats these little miracle pills right up. I really like your products…Thank you again. Sincerely, Laurel L.

How Much Do You Really Love Your Dog or Cat?
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where can i get some..........??.............lol............

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fluffy wrote:Not only will they live longer, your dog or cat will experience:
•Improved Energy Levels
•Balanced Weight Control & Improved Flexibility
•A Softer, Shinier Coat
•An Improved Attitude and Disposition
Dang! I want some of those! My coat is dull, I'm inflexible, my energy low and my disposition sux!

If only we could change our attitude with a molasses coated biscuit... I think I'll go make some gingerbread and see what happens... :lol:
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Hey! remember those budwiser ads with the frogs in them?
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Lol you canny beat the Iron Bru adverts :D ...classics 8)
"Kick his ass seabass"
"Hey creeeep"
"Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage."
"No! It wasn't me! It was the One Armed Man!"
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Aye...........made in Scotlland fae Girders!!!.......... :wink:

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ayep :P :P :P
"Kick his ass seabass"
"Hey creeeep"
"Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage."
"No! It wasn't me! It was the One Armed Man!"
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There is a really cute commercial on US tv for a pet store in which a little weenie dog is so attached to his toy the owner had to steal it from him in his sleep so she can toss it and buy him a new one.

It's commercial #1

http://www.prnewswire.com/mnr/petsmart/22602/
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Awe..................that is SOOOOOOO cute............lol...........i saw a teeny weeny baby daschund last week and i must have gone round the 'roundabout' 3 times so we could get a better look..........it was so little and cute..............i could have gobbled it all up it was so sweet....lol

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My sister has 2 of them and I must say they have made me change my mind about little dogs. They are the funniest creatures on earth! I find weenie photos all the time and send them to my sister, here's the latest one I found:

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There is a race track in Southern California that has weiner dog races and this was one of the contestants...
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