Jimericks?

[mav]

When the curtain rises and all eyes are on me
My feet do wobble and the heart skips a beat
But I smile at the applause and wave to the crowd
In the interest of E I better play my art out
And the ebb turns to rise and takes me with it
If there's a stretcher in the house, I dont need it
For I'm rocking with the force that exhorts
me on and onto the highest of shows
-

[quirky]

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That was the shortest poem ever.

[mav]

Binx - I borrowed a couple of lines from your poem for my signature.....

[fluffy]

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yes, i'm going for the avante garde approach.......

and yet, there is SUCH depth, SUCH meaning in that one solitary word......

sigh*..................oh the power in one word..........




fluffy

[fluffy]

ok........

James Eugene Carrey......
Admit it!!!........ You're secretly hairy.....
You'll shave and you'll and burn.....
but when will you learn...?
Choose waxing...no need to be wary.....!

lol..........don't ask..........lol


fluffy

[mav]

Remington Hair Remover, for silky smooth skin,
with gold-plated hypoallergenic metal discs that removes hair from the root.

- sponsored by JCO

[fluffy]

lol............'awe ma gawd'........... ...............have you actually tried an epillator.............????

the pain can only be described as torture..........absolute agony.........

no...........if we're doing an advertisment.....lol...............

'CHOOSE NADS.......FOR YOUR NADS!!!'

HEHEHEHEH

Fluffy

[mav]

lol...
No, but Remington is different.... less painful.... can be used everywhere I'm thinking of using it on my head...grrr....getting hot in here....

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That was the shortest poem ever.

I read it once. Why did you delete it, fluffy? Let me recollect it if I can...

Bye-bye baby, go to sleep
Here's a lullaby for your blue crib ...
Close your eyes, pleasures, sins, green .....something something....right?

[fluffy]

lol.............yeah, you got in the word 'sin' alright.....lol.........

no babies or cribs........it was basically quite a pervy
poem ....sometimes i forget the average age of JCO member is 12...

Did you ever see a documentary (ok, it was British so probably not) about fetishes..............lol........
one bloke liked having a cheesegrater scrape his tackle......lol.............

when asked how it felt, he said 'it felt grate'............. groan....lol


Fluffy

[quirky]

Punny.

My cousin's girlfriend uses the sugar waxing strips. They draw ants. Just saying....

Those ants were eradicated, sorry fluffs.

[fluffy]

AAAAh............but i use HOT wax..........imagine the pleasure of burning hot wax, carressing and dripping down your skin, before you tear at those roots with a cotton strip, and 3 brisk rubs...................lol......

(sounds almost pornographic...lol).....

it's faster and less painful............

och squish those ants Quirky...........if it makes you happy......lol

fluffy

[quirky]

If I lived on an iceburg, it occurs to me that I wouldn't have to worry about this shaving lark. I'd just wear heavy fur and go around nose-kissing everyone. Sounds kind of idyllic. Cold, but idyllic.

[fluffy]

yes it does rather.............wistful sigh

[quirky]

This too shall pass.
No Hamlet here.
A sense of belonging's
Replaced my fear.

Whatever challenge comes I'll meet.
Heart forward, with my two left feet.

Someday I'll dance.
Someday I'll sing.

Even if I see no wedding ring.
The energy around bouys me to laugh.
With the rest of all you tame riff raff.

[mav]

This too shall pass.

'When!'. Mostly its a 'Why?'. But yes,

Whatever challenge comes I'll meet.
Heart forward, with my two left feet.

The energy around bouys me to laugh.
With the rest of all you tame riff raff.