Jimericks?

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Tue May 03, 2005 10:33 pm

Oh dear....fourth line courtesy of Yoda.

nicesock! · Post by **nicesock!** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:32 am

Oh you guys are to funny!! Is anybody else in stiches! OOOHHH, AAAAHHHH, Breathe. IN-OUT. IN-OUT. Between the poems and the confusion this is a great topic. Keep it up guys and gals.

I am a Jim Carrey fan
No, I am not a man
I sit in my chair
And I do declare
"I love to laugh at you guys when I can."

nicesock! · Post by **nicesock!** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:36 am

I loved to be entertained
Especially when I am drained
To Jim I must turn
And lustfully yearn
For a chance to see him again-(d?)

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:46 am

Some think this guy Jim is high strung
Wears a sock, and I laugh out a lung
JT likes his eyes
And it's no suprise
That our fluffy sure thinks he's well-sung.

mav · Post by **mav** » Wed May 04, 2005 2:27 am

There was once a girl called quirky
Kind and creative and full-o-positivity
Forgives and forgets
The same she begets
Says 'The Majestic's' a fine Jim movie

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Wed May 04, 2005 8:17 am

That our fluffy sure thinks he's well-sung.

whadya mean??..................

it's his mind i admire.....

ok it's the whole package.............but particulary his mind....the man is brilliant!!

fluffy

mav · Post by **mav** » Wed May 04, 2005 2:34 pm

Navigates Jim on her love chart
Nicesock! is a great laugh tart
Pat on the back
Keeps us from slack
Has 'Liar Lair' in her shopping cart
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fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Wed May 04, 2005 4:42 pm

ok Jim here we go.............

gone

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:21 pm

There is a wee moggy called Daisy,
who's belly is cuddly and hairy
She miaowls to her mummy,
To fill up her tummy,
Her greed is quite frighteningly scary

(but she's REALLY cuddly with it.......

)
fluffs

quirky · Post by **quirky** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:46 am

You'd wear high heels without a fall,

nicesock! · Post by **nicesock!** » Thu May 05, 2005 4:39 am

Thanks Jimaverick! I'm in a poem, I'm in a poem. What or who is a moggy?

Today is a day I will never forget
My, how I am proud of my wit. (not!)
To be part of this,
I have such wonderful Bliss.
I charish and love every bit.

That's not really a jimerick is it? Okay here goes.

Jim is a fun loving dude,
who is silly and sometimes a little bit crude. (ok a lot)
He leaves me in stitches.
I almost pee in my britches.
He lifts me out of my moods.

I must be having a sappy day.

Or maybe I've been listening to Josh Gorban to much. 1- 2- 3- Ok everybody sing. -- You raise me up......

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Thu May 05, 2005 4:44 am

moggy-a pussycat

fluffy

nicesock! · Post by **nicesock!** » Thu May 05, 2005 4:49 am

Oh, That says meow.

I should of figured that out, really. Although I do have an odd sense of enlightenment.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Thu May 05, 2005 5:04 am

it's the over the pond language barriers.............

fluffs

Jimenem · Post by **Jimenem** » Thu May 05, 2005 3:42 pm

Jim Carrey's a really good man
As Olaf he could use a tan
Jimericks are fun
Avoid all the punn
And cram every possible syllable into the last sentence you can.