Fave Jim one liner ?

Edward Nygma · Post by **Edward Nygma** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:24 pm

Jim, as we all know, is the king of one liners (even though Schwarzennegger isn't bad at all), what are your favourites? Here are some of my faves:

Ace Ventura: "If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might have been killed."
Ace Ventura 2: "I will be like a fly on the wall, a grain of salt in the ocean, I will slip amongst them like a transparent....thing!"
Cable Guy: "I just wanna hang out...NO BIG DEAAL!"
Liar Liar: "He's a pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard, a belligerant old fart in a worthless steaming pile of cow dung....figuratively speaking."
Bruce Almighty: "And that's the way the cookie crumbles!"
Dumb and Dumber: "I got robbed by a sweet old lady in a motorised kart...and I didn't even see it coming!"
Dumb and Dumber: "Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?"
Man on the Moon: "I come from Caspiar. It is a very small island in the Caspian Sea...it sunk"

carreypunkrawker · Post by **carreypunkrawker** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:38 am

some of those are two liners.

From the Grinch: "Oh the WHOMANITY!", "Am I just eating because I'm bored?"
From Dumb and Dumber: "We got no food, we got no money, OUR PETS' HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!"
Ace Ventura: "If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer!"
Saturday Night Live: ::Casually:: "I'll see you in hell!"
Batman Forever: "No Killing. . . and that goes DOUBLE for you!"
In Living Color: "No, I've been struck by lightning 11 times and I'm starting to enjoy it!"
Bruce Almighty: after God tells Bruce that He made Bruce, he goes "Quit Braggin'!"

that's all I can think of.

samurai_cable · Post by **samurai_cable** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 12:12 pm

LOL

I love those ones

Mine:

Ace Ventura 1 (just watched again): Yes Satan?
Ace Ventura 2: Is there something in my teeth? (i tried putting stems of some chinese vegetable in my mouth at the "Yum Cha" place today... I was having fun)
Liar Liar: He struck the child, did you see that?
The Cable Guy: And that concludes our broadcast day, click.
The Mask: Look ma, I'm road kill! Hahaha!
Bruce Almighty: What is that?!?! *steps in puddle*

gosh... so many of mine are questions

Edward Nygma · Post by **Edward Nygma** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:39 pm

Questions....so many questions..... riddle me this...riddle me that! who's afraid of the big black bat?

Batman Forever: "he was like a father to me...a brother....a cousin that visits all the time!" (after Edward kills his boss)

samurai_cable · Post by **samurai_cable** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:14 pm

LOL, I gota watch that movie again

I love it when Jim plays a villain

time for school....

Jordan fades back, swoosh, and that's the game~
Take care now, bye bye then

Edward Nygma · Post by **Edward Nygma** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:44 pm

"Here she comes to wreck the daaaaaay!"

"Well maybe I shouldn't have come at all...JERKOFF!!!" (Cable Guy)

samurai_cable · Post by **samurai_cable** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:15 pm

"This is my brother... Larry."

"I'm ready to go in coach! I know there's a lot of riding out there, but it's all psychological."

"I'm open! I'm open!"

"Please don't kill me!! I won't tell anyone I swear. He's the one you want, KILL HIM!"

jimliker · Post by **jimliker** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 7:10 pm

my fave Jim one liner r:

Batman Forever: " like the jacket? it keeps me safe when i am jogging at night"

bruce almighty: "holly shi....cow!"

ace 2: " i had a dog & his name was bingo"!

ace 1: "if i dont come back in 5 mins...just wait longer"

liar liar: "here she comes to wreck the daaaaaay"

the mask: "where's the camcorder when u need one"

the grinch: "the..the..the..the grinch"

Dreamystar · Post by **Dreamystar** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:32 am

I like this one its from Bruce Almighty,

"B E A utiful"

Edward Nygma · Post by **Edward Nygma** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:57 pm

Lol! I almost forgot this one! After the film I couldn't stop saying it all the time!!

Little Miss Carrey · Post by **Little Miss Carrey** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 4:43 pm

In Living Color : "Women see me they wanna be me!"
Ace2:"There in my hair!"
Bruce Almighty:"I saw it, and it was gooooood!"
Liar Liar: "You stuffed her like a thanks-giving turkey"
Once Bitten: "I don't wanna be a vampire, I'm a day person!"
Cable Guy: "Ssssssooo"

LMC!

BobbyTodd · Post by **BobbyTodd** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:06 am

Liar Liar: Here she comes to wreck the DAYYY!.

Copper mountain: WHeres the pulse (poles), wheres the damn PULSE (Poles).

Copper Mountain: I am a guy of power and force. you got what i want and i got what u NEEEDDDD.

Copper Mountain: I like to stand at poolside and sometimes i get happy feet. and when im bored i get JACQUE KUSTO HAPPY FEET AAAHHHHHHH.

Copper Mountain: you see whenever i talk to women, i cant be myself

Conor · Post by **Conor** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:53 pm

sex and violence family hour: none (havent seen it)
All in good taste: none (havent seen it)
rubberface: None (this movie sucks)
Copper Mountain: None (this movie sucks)
Finders Keepers: hey uncle mario *gets slapped*
Once Bitten: we're gay!

ok ill finish later. i gotta go to the orthadontist right now

KC8t80 · Post by **KC8t80** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:11 pm

Ace 1: "DO NOT go in there..... wooooo!!!"

Ace 2:"Bummble bee tuna!"

Liar Liar: "Here she comes to wreeck the day!!!"

Man on the Moon:"Thank you very much"

The Mask:"Aren't you due back at the lab to get your BOLTS
tighten"

Batman Forever:"JOYGASM"

Cable Guy:"This concludes our broadcast day..... click"

Dumb and Dumber: "Hey guys, wow big gulps nice (pauses) well see
ya"

Bruce Almighty: B- E- A- utiful"

Conor · Post by **Conor** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:17 pm

wow those lines you posted i LOOOOOVE too