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by pavementchalk
Tue Jun 22, 2004 11:19 am
Forum: Stop The Press!
Topic: Six million dollar man Get Smart
Replies: 3
Views: 5704

Re: Six million dollar man Get Smart

I was a child of innocence.<br>She was a doll of fraudulent skill.<br>Her inbuilt bionics were really a hollow head with nylon loops. She had a head like an inturned Tips cap, without the flying colours.<br>Her elaborate wiring was merely a window layered over a bit of shoddy, printed cardboard.<br ...
by pavementchalk
Mon Jun 21, 2004 1:50 pm
Forum: Stop The Press!
Topic: Six million dollar man Get Smart
Replies: 3
Views: 5704

Re: Six million dollar man Get Smart

I can't see Jim as Maxwell. Don was so fabulous! I can't see anyone as Maxwell. The short sharpness was a perfect embodiment of the character.<br><br>I hope they feature the dolls in the six million dollar movie. Thye were the ultimate merchandise. In this case I'll go against my ethics and ...
by pavementchalk
Mon Jun 21, 2004 1:28 pm
Forum: Stop The Press!
Topic: "Fun With Dick and Jane" - put on hold!
Replies: 3
Views: 3843

Re: Also

Good on her! Whoop it up, Cameron. I love her and she's great in everything. I'm sure she's the most total fun to hng with...she kinda reminds me of a few mates that I party with sometimes. <p>she came from out of the sky</p><i></i>
by pavementchalk
Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:42 am
Forum: Older Movies
Topic: Bloopers in Eternal Sunshine
Replies: 18
Views: 26099

Re: Bloopers

For christ's sakes! It's good to see I was accurate about the bimbo accusations. These bloopers are intentional. Memories are full of glitches! <p>she came from out of the sky</p><i></i>
by pavementchalk
Mon Mar 29, 2004 9:36 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: SHOULD Jim VISIT OZ?
Replies: 6
Views: 8885

sheila

I reckon Sheila is a magnificent name and I would proudly wear it with a lack of grace to my grave after the bullets had cried.<br>Belbee, I think you should hurl a bit of abuse at me in future...I'm all too well and gushy at the fact you like my posts, but don't be scared to sink your teeth in, I ...
by pavementchalk
Wed Mar 24, 2004 10:43 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Who would you like to see work w/Jim?
Replies: 19
Views: 19604

pavement stilleranting...

hope he didn't spend it all on surfboards and stuff...<br><br>*boink BOINK BLUDGEON BOINK*<br>Control YOURSELF pavement or you are gonna end up with a pom pom shoved up your - hey, I've noticed they censor things as moderate as 'gawd dammm!'<br>Is this page uploaded in some religious region or the ...
by pavementchalk
Wed Mar 24, 2004 9:16 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Who would you like to see work w/Jim?
Replies: 19
Views: 19604

Re: Ben Stiller!

me.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 0] --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/alien.gif ALT="0]"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>then those that cry, "get a job" would be wrapt because I'd taken their advice and run with their positive influence.<br><br>What's that you say? Get over it...Okay ...
by pavementchalk
Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:22 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: SHOULD Jim VISIT OZ?
Replies: 6
Views: 8885

SHOULD Jim VISIT OZ?

Hate them or love them, the Aussies love a bloody good laugh and don't mind taking the piss.
They also like being called "Bruce".


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by pavementchalk
Tue Mar 23, 2004 8:04 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: would you leave your husband for jc
Replies: 55
Views: 53773

ok I give up...I'm sorry...

<br>Don't tell me. You're cheerleaders, right?<br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong><br>HA! HA! HAAAAARRRR!!!! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> YOU LOOKED!</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>GOT YA ...
by pavementchalk
Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:46 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: would you leave your husband for jc
Replies: 55
Views: 53773

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The nasty nemesis of silly girly fans sneers with menace,<br>"Nyah Har! Har"!<br>Pavement jolts her head back with an evil glare that is barely seen through her scattering hair.<br>her mane is unbrushed for she need impress no one and the split ends stretch all the way into her scalp. <br>I shall ...
by pavementchalk
Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:37 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: would you leave your husband for jc
Replies: 55
Views: 53773

Using people...

If I was a user, I would have eaten all the dogs I could have and you'd probably be licking my arse on a web page by now...<br>oh no the kiddies will see the bad words...mommy...diddleedideedoh!<br>Like they don't already sneak peeks at Sth Park or have crude playground songs, alright already!<br>If ...
by pavementchalk
Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:23 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: would you leave your husband for jc
Replies: 55
Views: 53773

As for my kids...

My kids think I'm the coolest mum in school. Many of there little maties reckon I'm pretty beaut aswell!<br>They all love to wallow in our squalor and always want to return. <br>The measure of parenthood is not how white the carpets are.<br>They trust me, I trust them and we talk openly about heaps ...
by pavementchalk
Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:08 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: would you leave your husband for jc
Replies: 55
Views: 53773

jurbless

"get a job!"<br>The familiar cry of the right-wing, bigotted fascist.<br>As heard many times before while standing up for something that actually matters...such as protesting against a racist politician alongside many thinking workers and businessmen and only a few unemployed. Why is it such a ...
by pavementchalk
Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:45 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: would you leave your husband for jc
Replies: 55
Views: 53773

Re: retort with pic

DUPED!!!<br>HERE IS THE PIC:<!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v73/johemia/Jim.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br>I dare say that if you say "yes" and you don't know him personally, then it would be for his fame. <br>Fame is brother to wealth ...
by pavementchalk
Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:42 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: would you leave your husband for jc
Replies: 55
Views: 53773

retort with pic

I make no bones about the fact that I would only marry Jim for his money. <br>I don't know him from a bar of soap so it would be stupid to do anything else. I take it you gals know him well in order to pledge your undying love. I'm sure you would throw yourself under a truck to save it from clipping ...