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Max: Do the claw to mom, dad. Do the claw to mom!

Fletcher: Oh yeah, Its the claw!!! errrg!

Mary: here you go.

what are you doing?

Fletcher: ok im late, im sorry. I ran out of gas, the gauge is broken or something. rough neiborhood too, good thing i was wearing neutral gang colors, might of had to pull out my nine & bust a cap...My mind o my money, my money o my mind...

Lloyd: Oh yea, good thinkin. Cant be too carefull, lot a bad drivers out there.

Audry: Forget where the place was?

Lloyd: (turns to Mary) Theres really nothing to worry about Mary, statisticly they say youre more likely to get killed on the way to the airport, you know like i head on crash, or fallin off a cliff, or gettin trapped under a gas truck thats the worst. I have this cousin, well i had this cousin ...

Fletcher: MAXAMILLION!!

Lloyd: Oh i saw your luggage, and when i noticed the airline ticket i put two and two together...Whats amater? little tense about the flight?

Audry: Im sure your father just got held up in court again.

Lloyd: so why you goin to the airport, flyin somewhere?

Lloyd: (whistles) suck me sideways

( the lady says something about a certain magazine )

Fletcher: Really? Hows my hair?

Harry: Borne, these pooches arent gunna need any primping. you know why? because i bathed them and i clipped them myself, and i stand by my performance.