Jim Carrey Online

The more messages i read on the site the more i think he WILL check out the site...............but i doubt he'll do it very often nor contribute.........i reckon he's THE WATCHER............just keeping an eye on everyone and everything....just to make sure we're not planning anything dodgy....lol ...

or give a man a fish and he can eat today......
but give him the rod and he can eat everyday...

......'Grasshoppa'....

But y'know, these Hollywoodites are very crafty.........for all we know Jim could be as bald as a coot......but has a nice line in hairpieces......or could be thinning and gives patronage to a toupee maker in 'them there hills'...... :wink:

as for his teeth.............well they could be 100 ...

OOOar..........but he don't have a combine 'arverster.....OOOar......

(read in a very strong devonshire yokel accent...... )....

i prefer Jims Harley myself............

y'know maybe that's where i've gone wrong with relationships........i wonder if i become almost like a doormat because i'm so tolerant and laid back about stuff i'm almost hoizontal..........it doesn't mean i don't care just that the little stuff doesn't bother me and i'll give my boyfriend all the ...

tolerance is my middle name.....................

do you think we could get him singing in this one...................??...I YEARN to hear him sing..............

One of the sad things about really being into a star is realising i'll NEVER get to meet him..................has anyone lived the dream?
Be honest now.............was anyone dissapointed?

whose Luigi?....................i see Jim as a gardener.....getting back to basics and his hands dirty.............

i'd ask him who his dentist is..........and can he reccomened a good toothpaste/oral hygenie routine............

i love it.............it's easier on the eyes

ok...........ha ha ha..............we've got different ideas running at the same time..........

what if he becomes a singing baker?

If i were Jim i'd probably get an assistant to check out the site and print out stuff.............i doubt he's got time to sit and surf the net much......
besides, it would really get your confidence if you read something bad......

thankyou for the compliment.............my grade school teachers will be proud of me............