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"Margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffet

He's too expensive, nevermind



Well its a CLASSIFIEDS SECTION DAMNIT LOL

Hey Jim, I'm a russian mail order bride....my specialty...is shopping for spatulas's.

Funny Stuff LOL


You have to worry about those people who want to become another person....I call them "LIVE CHANNEL PEOPLE"....they want to channel the spirits of the living because they spent all day on the Home Shopping Network. "I call the living spirit of Jim Carrey to speak into the Internet ...

It was a "woverly" work....ahhhhh wouldn't it be "woverly" (my fair lady)

*****sings******
All I want is a Jim somewhere....
a room, champagne, and his underwear....(just kidding)
Ahhhhhhh wouldn't it be woverly.....
Woverly.......
Woverly.......

All I want is a Jim to hug,
not when he's dressed ...

You learned your facts from the facts of life? God help us all LOL

I bought ESOTSM last weekend and I'm in love with the film....its amazing....Jim is great in the film ...i'm sure he could relate to his character in some ways......welcome

Cheryl

Jimliker.....sureeee let's go...i'll taske you in the sweet pickle bus....and we will make beaded necklaces and watch all of Jim's movies....and light candles....channel Jim thru my body...LOL

Of course Jim and the entire world is sad about Rodney passing, but the poor guy was in a hospital for months...it was his time.....his pain is now over and his life is remembered in the company of family and friends....and the rest of the world...Rodney's fans....and perhaps Jim finds it hilarious ...

"I've excorcised the demons! This car is clear!"

Dear Jim,

Let's go get that holy water drink....you know baby, I've been thinking about you alot. All these demons, all these women you've been with, you need yourself a real woman. Screw plastic tits and dining at Spago......One with amazing powers to excorcise the demons. Let's write a love song ...

OH yeah baby, I'm thinking of FLASHDANCE....throw that holy water all over ...yeah!!

Oh Eddie......Edward Nygma...you lovable doll!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for your welcome!!! I am in the process of excorcising my demons.....I'm waiting for Father Carrey to come cleanse my possessed thirty-seven personalities.......I have a personality for each day of the week.....and lately, they've been wanting Count Olaf's smelly boxers........"LICK ME, LICK ...

I HAVE EXCORCISED THE DEMONS!!!!!!!! THIS HOUSE IS CLEAR!!LOL!

You can't do it captain, you don't have the power!!!!! He doesn't believe in marriage anymore.....he doesn't believe in happily ever after.....??????
Jim, when you arent busy making movies and being interviewed by the mass media......come hang out with me......we will play guitar, sing, dance, write ...

Count Olaf is very sexy......Jim Carrey as an evil man.....waahahahaahaha

I was lucky enough to have met Christopher Reeves a couple of times at Burke Rehabilition Center in White Plains, New York. Unfortunately, I had a family member there recooping after suffering a stroke...Reeves was on a tredmill with a harness trying to walk.....i was amazed by his will and strength ...