permanently pressed repressed and depressed

[wylde]

The avalanche, it seems, was caused by the emergence of an alien craft buried in the earth; the lights of which, uncannily, are like unto the 'lights' in Nicky's letters from Roswell...

[wylde]

I thought I'd drowned, but alas, I awoke covered in goo, and captured aboard the alien craft. "Oh. Hi Jim. What're you doin' here?"

[fluffy]

12/12/07
Some weird cave place
Roswell
Scareyville
USA

Dear all,

I'm back from the wilderness to find myself in an even bigger wilderness. Roswell as you can imagine is kinda bizarre.......
Sometimes you gotta duck when the planes go by.......and the scorpians are as big as cats......
but the biggest surprise came from my beloved........
You can look at every pic ever taken of him, every movie ever made. Think you know what the man kinda looks like and get a shock come the hours of darkness........

Imagine my suprise when my longed for moment of togetherness came......only to be delayed by his toilette..............
This involved the wig removal (yeah i was shocked too )
then the make-up was scraped off........and worst of all he puts his teeth in a glass of water at night..............
All those stolen glances, moments of longing and desire for to a baldy old gummybear.........lol.........
Mind you, the gummybear has it's plus side.......



Ahh.........the artifice of fame......

fluffy

[wylde]

"Oh God, Jim, you're one of THEM! NOOOOOOOO~!"

[wylde]

Well, that explains the third nut.

[fluffy]

and he snores...........lol

fluffy

[fluffy]

locked by request.............