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The devils called the paparazzi

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:20 am
by fluffy
i see the 'E' channel has just started a new show called 'Streets of Hollyweird' which shows paps hounding celebs and stars........
Geez i was shocked at the way the paps act. Surely the programme will make it even worse for their poor prey? They really are like a pack of rude, baying hounds . I can totally understand why stars like Jim choose to keep a low profile.
I know the British paps have a bad reputation but the Hellywood ones have really stolen that crown now..........(....our press are more interested in bugging everyones phones ......lol....)

Do you think celebs would get away with using a supersoaker pump action waterpistol on them??......they could keep one in their car and surprise them all.........lol......it would hardly be assault would it??.......lol.... :D
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lol....you can almsot see Jim saying 'make my day.............punks' to the paps :lol: :lol: :lol:

any thoughts folks?...........

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:57 pm
by YesGirl
Yeah, the way they act is annoying and disgusting. It's a shame that aome ppl can't go on about their daily lives w/o being hounded. I know a few years ago Britney Spears said that if she had a water gun she could spray at them it would make her feel "so good". But who knows....

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:16 pm
by lammy
I can careless about any celeb. they think we fans are crazy! The only one I am fond of is Jim. :D

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:29 pm
by fluffy
It's the ones who lose site of the fact that essentially we're all equals who must be the unhappiest i reckon....
Despite his fame and success even Jim is just a man, flesh and bone like the rest of us and he deserves the same privacy we all have......

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:30 am
by cotton
I think they have been hit with water guns before. I have seen celebs try to get even with them quite often. Jane even tried to beat one up before when she was about 8 it was hilariuos lol

I like Charlie Sheens joke that he told the paps "Whats the difference between a stalker and a paparazzi? A camera.lol

There is a method to the water gun

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:05 pm
by Canadian Jayne
Strat with the back of the head, water down the back is sooo irritiating
then the hands, feet is possible, really soak the socks.
Hit the areas that are the hardest to warm up.
Try and aim at the hands without getting the camera, don't want to have to pay for the camera.
You could always synchronize the sprinkler system on when you have a press release, ensure the sprinklers only show the head up then you have the sprinklers between you and the press.
Most of them can use an additional lens for long shots.
Just a thought.

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:31 pm
by fluffy
wet socks!!! :shock: .............. :lol: :lol: :lol: ...squelchy! :D
you could add sugar and get them all sticky too.............. :lol: :lol:

That's a thought..

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:29 pm
by Canadian Jayne
sweet, squishy and soaked
Doesn't sound too appealing to me.
Sure wouldn't want to be ont he receiving end
unless....
it was a really hot day,
like out in B.C.
They sure need water out there to kill those fires.

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:07 pm
by fluffy
:( ...........scary fires......i hope everyone is ok...... :(

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:19 am
by sprousefan23
lammy wrote:I can careless about any celeb. they think we fans are crazy! The only one I am fond of is Jim. :D
Yep, we demand, they supply. Maybe it'd be less hell-like for celebs if the mags weren't selling so well. That's why I feel for Michael Jackson cuz no one would listen to him because they had all these stories already in their heads. . . and who calls someone Wacko Jacko! That's just stupid, who comes up with a mean thing like that?