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i'll start.......back in the 80's Aberdeen University medical school had it's morgue in the uni building in the city centre.......One night some plastered medical students broke into the place and took their beloved practice corpse out for a wee trip........lol......
An elderly man, they dressed him up warmly and proceeded to take him out for a drink.......the sat in a local bar with their 'pal' pretending he was blind drunk. After, they took him on the bus for a wee trip round the town b4 seeing him safely back on his slab.............lol..............

ahhhh........the good old days.......

whats your tales from home?

fluffy

a couple of years ago a drunken twat decided to go for a picnic with his girlfriend by the river...Well the inbred idiot saw a sleeping swan, jumped on it and wrung it's neck.....Onlookers were horrified and the police were called...When later asked why he replied he was hungry........
Aparently he thought roast goose would do the job nicely......only it was a friggin huge swan......he got done for it btw.....lol
lol......the swans on the River Dee are owned by the Queen so he's lucky he didn't get carted off to the tower......lol........

Roast Swan???..........JUST SAY NO!!!!!!!!!........lol

fluffy

Well, a few years ago at my high school some seniors broke into the TV Tech room and stole all of the equipment as their senior prank. They also put all of the library's books in the cafeteria. The cops didn't even notice the teens driving around at midnight with an exposed big screen TV in the back of their truck! Thanks to those seniors we got all new and better equipment plus a few bars on all of the windows in the library!

when i left school in 1987 the tradition was to trash the joint......lol.....we flour bombed the place, stripped and shaved the legs and eyebrows off the head boy, flung him in the pool and put his tousers up the flagpole. Everyone was half cut (drunk) and totally trashed the joint..........lol..
on a school day too............lmao

fluffy

I was born on an ambulance here where I live and that building is now home for a man that has no home .

fluffy wrote:when i left school in 1987 the tradition was to trash the joint......lol.....we flour bombed the place, stripped and shaved the legs and eyebrows off the head boy, flung him in the pool and put his tousers up the flagpole. Everyone was half cut (drunk) and totally trashed the joint..........lol..
on a school day too............lmao

fluffy

sounds like some good ole 1980's hazing

you bet!!!....... ....and i used to run a gambling den in the year area....we'd spend the day drinking coffee and gambling.....the teachers didnt even notice.......lol

FLUFFY