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lol........ok.....what really embarrassing things have people done?
tell us your funny tales ......

fluffy

I neither get drunk nor stoned but I constantly embarrass myself and get into awkward situations by dropping, forgetting or destroying things etc. Inspector Clouseau style stuff.
Does that count, too?

yeah why not.......lol...........i'll change the title.........

fluffy

[quote="Guybrush Threepwood"]I neither get drunk nor stoned but I constantly embarrass myself and get into awkward situations by dropping, forgetting or destroying things etc. Inspector Clouseau style stuff.
Does that count, too?[/quote]




i have the same problem then i stand up and put my hands on my hips and say:

"you didn't see that" or "i didn't do that, i did not do that!"

I'm practically blind without my contacts or glasses.
Most of the time I'll take out my contacts before I go to bed
because sometimes my contacts get kinda scratchy.
I've ran into walls so many times...and it HURTS because
I usually hit my head really hard. Anyways its embarassing,
especially when someone sees you, but its still rather funny.

yeah i'm like that too only i'm not totally blind without my glasses or contacts, but i like to fake run into things poles, lampposts, walls, bike racks, exc.

The funniest thing that happened to my twin and I this year was when we were walking in the city, and we heard a peeing sound. At first we thought it was a dog (or a man ), but it was actually a middle aged woman kneeling down peeing infront of a grocery store!! My twin and I laughed our asses off once we had passed her, but when we told our mom she felt sorry for her 'cause she thought she might've been sick... Yeah, right more drunk as hell, or she just didn't like the store; maybe she thought their prices were too high...

sprousefan23 wrote:yeah i'm like that too only i'm not totally blind without my glasses or contacts

Same here; everything is just blurry for my part. I've never tried contacts though. My big sis' has, but she stopped wearing them. I guess I could concider lazer surgery, but just the thought of that kinda creeps me out, 'cause what if something goes wrong and instead of improving your sight you became totally blind instead? I've actually seen a documentary over how they do it and it creeped me out beyond belief!

Me 2! I seems dangerous...I'm not really a risk-taker.
My friend has myopia like me, but she has also developed
an astigmatism. We joke about who is the most impaired
between the two of us.

Mia wrote:I'm not really a risk-taker.

Now that is something I'll never accuse you of Mia!

Get back to the topic

Whoops, we kinda drifted off there... Sorry! Now that was a lil' embarrassing!

Sry Cotton.