Jim Carrey Online

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2006 2:36 am**

Welcome to Jim Carrey Land. Don't forget to wipe your feet before you enter. Besides that, anything goes.

Enjoy the ride.

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2006 2:58 am**

I get dibs on first seat

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2006 3:03 am**

There are seats for everyone....fasten your seatbelts please.....for a trip around the galaxy.....I wonder how long this thread will last...they never do.....do, blue...I see something blue....I think it's the earth down below....

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2006 3:04 am**

Wait a sec!

The "You must be this tall" sign is WAY TOO short!

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2006 3:06 am**

Wait I can fix that.....tweek.....that's better....step right up this way young lady....

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2006 3:08 am**

I'm concerned this ride might make me barf.

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2006 3:12 am**

That's fine....exit's to the left...and thank you for visiting Jim Carrey Land.

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2006 3:16 am**

that was fun - thanks - wanna go on again?

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2006 3:19 am**

in case of emergenices the exits are here and here and here and anywhere......also in case should u need to barf there are bags in back of each seat......just pull it off, open it up and hurl away.

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2006 3:22 am**

now I have a brain fart of Jim gagging like he's about to puke

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2006 3:24 am**

Join the band wagon, Jim...one and all....barf bags here....emergency exits there....we've got it all

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2006 3:24 am**

thats just a normal side-effect.....just take a couple of these....

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2006 3:27 am**

That'll do it....

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2006 3:29 am**

Wait....why prescribe Tylenol when marshmallows will have the same effect.

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2006 3:29 am**

Ok...rides starting up again....Laura's on, KC, Jim are on....Quirky took the left exit...Ok Michele's on.....