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Funny things to do:
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:12 am
by quirky
Go to Red Lobster. Pick a lobster from the tank in front. Tell the hostess that you are there to eat that, and only that lobster because you can tell it has Satan in its eyes. Explain that God gave you a mission to destroy the satanic lobster by eating it.
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:32 am
by Michele Hernandez
We reserve the right to refuse sevice to anyone...lol
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:42 am
by quirky
Pay for the person behind you on the toll road.
It's nice and it always confuses them when they pull along side and you just drive happily facing forward.
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:45 am
by Michele Hernandez
ok...run through the hills singing "the hills are alive, with the sound of music"...the whole song...just make sure there are no people within a mile
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:40 am
by quirky
Go to the makeup counter in a department store and ask for aa consultation on base. Pick out the one that 5 shades darker than you need and insist that it looks great!
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:21 am
by Clemmy
quirky wrote:Go to the makeup counter in a department store and ask for aa consultation on base. Pick out the one that 5 shades darker than you need and insist that it looks great!
Then go to the convenience store and ask for the attendant's phone number...
PS: don't do so if the guy is cute; it's not worthwhile risking your chances
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:23 am
by Michele Hernandez
Close your eyes.......and imagine you're with Jim...is that funny enough?
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:24 am
by quirky
Ask for onion rings, sauteed not fried.
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:56 am
by Michele Hernandez
You stay on the computer for hours....looking at a picture of Jim
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:34 am
by quirky
Michele Hernandez wrote:You stay on the computer for hours....looking at a picture of Jim
Yeah...well....looks like you figured me out.
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:19 pm
by Jimmie
Go to Britian and stand in the middle of the street, call someone towards you and then yell "the british are coming! The british are coming!"
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:39 pm
by fluffy
lol.........well it depends which part of Britain you do that in.........lol.......you might get thumped by the yobs down south.........lol
fluffy

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:51 pm
by MandyCarrey
OOO yeh!.... tell ya what is funny as hell. Doing prank phone calls, esspecially when you use celebrity voice clips on the internet.... the funniest one i have ever seen was some one phoning some random person and using clips of arnold swarzeneggers voice.. lol YOU ARE MINE NOW U BELONG TO ME!.... kindergarten cop ones are great.

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:58 pm
by fluffy
Funny Things To Do In An Elevator
When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
fluffy

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:15 pm
by quirky
Go to the drive through at Kentucky Fried Chicken and order a hamburger.