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I like these questions, they're fun.....OK give it a shot.

01. What is your favorite word?

02. What is your least favorite word?

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

04. What turns you off?

05. What is your favorite curse word?

06. What sound or noise do you love?

07. What sound or noise do you hate?

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

09. If you were reincarnated as some other plant or animal, what would it be?

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

01. What is your favorite word? nice
02. What is your least favorite word? shut-up
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? kindness
04. What turns you off? apathy
05. What is your favorite curse word? none
06. What sound or noise do you love? the tinkle of a wind chime
07. What sound or noise do you hate? any loud noise
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? teacher
09. If you were reincarnated as some other plant or animal, what would it be? fruit-fly
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I'm sorry
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01. What is your favorite word? Love

02. What is your least favorite word? F***

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Meditation

04. What turns you off? Dishonesty

05. What is your favorite curse word? B******

06. What sound or noise do you love? Piano

07. What sound or noise do you hate? Metal

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Acting

09. If you were reincarnated as some other plant or animal, what would it be? Dog

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Ur place is above the heaven..ie. in my heart.

01. What is your favorite word? Friendship
02. What is your least favorite word? Betrayal
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Love
04. What turns you off? Dishonesty
05. What is your favorite curse word? Don't have one
06. What sound or noise do you love? The sound of sea waves breaking into rocks
07. What sound or noise do you hate? Traffic
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Doctor/surgeon
09. If you were reincarnated as some other plant or animal, what would it be? Butterfly
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome!

01. What is your favorite word? Tie: wonderful/smegma (dirty word)
02. What is your least favorite word? (c-word) just leave it at that.
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Seeing somone who needs help more than I do.. I can't stand to see someone in pain, hurting or in need. I get inspired to do something about it.
04. What turns you off? apathy I'll second the aforementioned.
05. What is your favorite curse word? I try not to, but it depends on the emotional outbreak at the moment. Generally its an unintended social faux pas... Did I say that out loud?
06. What sound or noise do you love? Birds, rocking of a swing set.
07. What sound or noise do you hate? styrofoam cooler, chalkboard, telephone ringing.
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Actress/comedian
09. If you were reincarnated as some other plant or animal, what would it be? I kind of like the Polar Bear, no known enemies; everything is fair game for a meal (Top of the food chain)
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome Home, All you can eat buffet is to the left (calories to count up here) Just be happy, there aren't any bad people here
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01. What is your favorite word? Love or pleasure (can't decide )

02. What is your least favorite word? hate

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Intelligence, humour, good morals and a kind heart.

04. What turns you off? Lousy morals, selfishness

05. What is your favorite curse word? F*ck....(it's an honest word.....but i don't tend to use it in public........it's a sexy word though........lol)
06. What sound or noise do you love? laughter, music

07. What sound or noise do you hate? whistling...........i loathe it..........lol

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? writer, artist, philanthropist.

09. If you were reincarnated as some other plant or animal, what would it be? a fat, Fluffy, spoilt lap-dog.........lol.......

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? What took you so long?!

mav wrote:I like these questions, they're fun.....OK give it a shot.

01. What is your favorite word?

Tie between Guelph and Spoink

02. What is your least favorite word?
No.

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

I have no idea. Maybe coffee.

04. What turns you off?

Unconsciousness

05. What is your favorite curse word?

Shit.

06. What sound or noise do you love?

Babies laughing

07. What sound or noise do you hate?

Hm...diddly doo doo doo....um..car crashes.

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Professional vixen

09. If you were reincarnated as some other plant or animal, what would it be?

a dolphin

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Long time no see. Your family's in room 6.

01. What is your favorite word? dude

02. What is your least favorite word? seriously

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? life

04. What turns you off? thinking too much

05. What is your favorite curse word? if i told u i would get banned.

06. What sound or noise do you love? bells

07. What sound or noise do you hate? snorts...unless if a girls is laughing and snorts then its just adorable

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? professional wrestler

09. If you were reincarnated as some other plant or animal, what would it be? a butterfly....b/c no one can suspect a butterfly.mwahhhha

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Yo Yo....Welcome to my crib......u can meet ur family and homies at the pool.

01. What is your favorite word? Love

02. What is your least favorite word? Bugger

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Positive, caring, sharing, honest people

04. What turns you off? Negativity and Pre-consieved judgements

05. What is your favorite curse word? When I get a bad case of truckers mouth it's usually the F word.

06. What sound or noise do you love? baby babble

07. What sound or noise do you hate? Anything motorized

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? comedy

09. If you were reincarnated as some other plant or animal, what would it be? a cat

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Here sweetheart, let me take that for you.

01. What is your favorite word? LUV
02. What is your least favorite word?SEDUCE
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? ANYTHING FROM MY BELOVED and Himalaya.
04. What turns you off? PARTIALITY
05. What is your favorite curse word?STEAL
06. What sound or noise do you love? ANY SWEET SOUND FROM NATURE
07. What sound or noise do you hate? TRAFFIC
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? GEOLOGIST OR ACTRESS
09. If you were reincarnated as some other plant or animal, what would it be? BIRD
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "U(Tanu) will get Jim as ur husband in ur next birth also".

01. What is your favorite word? Doofus... just a funny word i use quite regular at the min lol

02. What is your least favorite word? .. i ha8 hearing the word.. well i dnt even wanna say it.. see you next tuesday.. ya get wat i mean??

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? ...peace

04. What turns you off? ... loud noises and people nagging me lol.

05. What is your favorite curse word? ... ooo F**k unfortunately one i say alot.. dont mean to.

06. What sound or noise do you love? My cat sneezing lol.. and calming music..

07. What sound or noise do you hate? ... someone being sick and bones cracking.. eeww

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? ... yeh acting would be cool... or stand up comedy.

09. If you were reincarnated as some other plant or animal, what would it be? ... prob a cat coz there lazy and get to sleep all the time.. life of luxury... or... a beautiful bird.. id luv to feel wat its like to fly.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?... "Welcome to paridise.. u can have anything you want here"... but mainly "heres all your family and pets".... specially my mum

01. What is your favorite word? laughter

02. What is your least favorite word? stupid

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
when i hear a good song playing.

04. What turns you off? rude and greeding people

05. What is your favorite curse word? shit

06. What sound or noise do you love? the sound of laughter

07. What sound or noise do you hate? the sounds during a car crash.

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
a writer

09. If you were reincarnated as some other plant or animal, what would it be? a fish.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? welcome back, how was your trip, now take off your shoes and stay awhile.

01. What is your favorite word? love

02. What is your least favorite word? money

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
creatively: intelligence,
spiritually: openness,
emotionally: a hug or acknowledgement

04. What turns you off? judging

05. What is your favorite curse word? f*** sadly, I say it way too much

06. What sound or noise do you love? oreo's meow when he wakes me in the morning

07. What sound or noise do you hate? yelling, screaming

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? director lol

09. If you were reincarnated as some other plant or animal, what would it be? a monkey or kitten

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "I hope you two are happy" talking to me and Jim