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I know there is a thread of fav Jim movies to qoute but what other movies do u like to qoute.

my list:
all 3 Austin Power movies
all 3 Matrix movies
Pirates of the Carribean

more to come later.

lord of the rings
harry potter "bloody hell"

Bad Boys I and II, and Any Jim Carrey Movie. Any movie that has funny one liners.

The Jerk: "He hates these cans!"
"The new phone books are here!"
"I found my special purpose!"

Wild at Heart: "This jacket is a sign of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom"
"Aw, Peanut!"

Big Lebowski:"Donny, you're out of your element!"
"(The rug) just pulled the room together, man."
"Hey! Watch it man, there's a beverage here."

Three Amigos "Would you say I have a plethora of presents?"
"Oh look! It"s a sweater!"

Pee Wee's Big Adventure: "I'm a rebel, Dotty"
"Every one has a big but. Tell me about your big but Simone..."
"I'M TRYING TO USE THE PHONE!!!"

Dumb and Dumber: "Harry: 'I figured the rocky mountains would be a little rockier than this.'
Lloyd: 'Yeah, I was thinkin the same thing... that John Denver is full of sh*t man!'"
"It's more tingly than hot."
"Wanna hear the most annoying noise in the world? AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Ace Ventura: "I Just can't do it, Captain. I'm I doctor not a pool boy."
Dan Marino: "Hey Ace. You got anymore of that gum?"
Ace: "That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to say out of my personal affairs"

Austin Powers Scott Evil "I hate you! I wish I was never artificially inseminated in a lab!"
Austin Powers "Who does number 2 work for?" Man in next stall "Careful, buddy, you might blow an 'O' ring!"


I better stop now. I could do this for hours

Three Amigos "Would you say I have a plethora of presents?"
"Oh look! It"s a sweater!"

Actually it's a plethora of Pin~ata's. But it's no big deal. I LOVE that movie! It's SOOO funny!

Oops! I stand corrected. It was pinatas, not presents...

I say that line alot too! It's funny.

No wire hangers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Overboard with Goldie Hawn & Kurt Russell

Young Frankenstein, Gene Wilder, Marty Feldman

Christmas Story - 'Fragile' (leg lamp)

monty Python movies:
the holy grail... "oh, had enough, eh?" "is that the english or african swallow?" "now go away or i will taunt you a 2nd time!" "bring me a shrubbery!"...i could go on and on....

life of brian..."call me Loretta!" "where do you expect the fetus to gestate - in a box?" "all i said was that halibut was fit for jehovah!"

bad santa: this one has a lot of bad "bleeping" words but oh so funny

elf: "santa's coming? I KNOW HIM!"

romy & michele's high school reunion: "i invented post-its"

Tommy boy: "oh, that's gonna leave a mark" "it doesn't hurt so much here or here but..."

there are just so many good ones to quote...

I love Monty Python!

"I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

"Now leave before I taunt you a second time!"

"I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?"

I love qouting Charlie and Chocolate Factory.

"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable but that would be called cannableism and is frowned upon most societies."

"I love your chocolate Mr. Wonka."
[pauses and looks at the kind for a second] "I can see that. As do I. Isn't amazing how we have so much in common."

hahaha....man thats some good stuff.