Jim Carrey Online

Query: Please feel free to list things that keep you laughing.

1. Why do they have braile at drive up ATM machines? I don't mean to offend the visually impaired, but I hope they are not driving.

Just now these two articles made me laugh

http://www.craigslist.com/about/best/por/102351114.html
http://www.craigslist.com/about/best/sea/100082104.html
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I love the humorists Les luthiers, they do intelligent humor at the same time that do music with instruments that manufacture they same. They do that I cry of the laughter

The pic of Jim at the bottom now.

I wonder if he's acting out the fact that instructions for an iron will include, "Do not iron clothes while wearing them."

Kind of like: "Do not put cell phone in microwave."

Friday at school my students were taking a test on a story we read bout Mars. One of the questions asked why scientest heated the soil...one student answered ..."the scientist wanted to see if the oxygen had orgasms"

lol................sounds like a good day at the chalkface..........did you read my story about the kid who had religious conversion???..........lol

fluffy

Yes, I remember that one...kids crack me up.. it made my day

Embarrassing myself makes me laugh. People make me laugh in general because we are all so ... weird

And this makes me crack up - http://www.angryalien.com/0204/exorcistbunnies.html

Maybe my sense of humor is messed up.

lol...........yeah i love that bunny...............lol.............

have you lot heard of 'Happy Little Tree Friends' over the pond.........
these cute little cartoon characters end up being killed in really grisly ways..............and it's hysterical..........lol.......




fluffy

Wow. It looks tramatizing lol. I've only seem merchandise of theres, never knew who they were though.

I was with my daughter (when she was 4) on a dragon train at a small amusement park in my town. I was wearing a fuzzy red sweatshirt. I small boy in the front car turned and kept staring at me. I smiled and said hello. He furrowed his brow and said you look like a telletubby. For a moment I reflected.... How do I respond to that? Time for me to go on a diet I mused. Kids say the darndest thing!

fluffy wrote: have you lot heard of 'Happy Little Tree Friends' over the pond.........
these cute little cartoon characters end up being killed in really grisly ways..............and it's hysterical..........lol.....


fluffy

lol.....i love those cartoons...even though they are pretty twisted.

what normally cracks me up is when a customer at my job thinks i am related to my boss.

When a man makes skid marks....not on the road-in their underwear...

I told a customer that I ate their food-

have you lot heard of 'Happy Little Tree Friends' over the pond.........

hey, I have a t-shirt of them, I got it on my birthday from my mother, I think they are cute, at least they are cute on the t-shirt I have on the t-shirt two of them casts a bomb to each other

what makes me laugh? .....thats a good question, I laugh alot of the british tv series "extras" though ..................

My cat just jumped onto my bed, which is currently covered in junk, and she slipped off. Her face was hilarious!