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Any single Men here?
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:10 am
by lammy
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 12:57 pm
by fluffy
um.................nope those are definately 'lady bumps'............
nope i'm definately all woman.............lol

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sorreeee....
fluffs

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 3:07 pm
by Clemmy
No, sorry. All woman here too. I think single men are becoming a species in extintion

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 3:38 pm
by Alyonushka
Who wanted a man? I'm a single girl! Will ya be squeamish about me?
Joke
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 4:55 pm
by jimliker
wow is this forum a dating service?? lol

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 4:58 pm
by fluffy
looks like there's one about to start up...........................
hey!.....Jim could have his pick.................mega lol

...... we're his online Harem..........
fluffy

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 5:10 pm
by Alyonushka
Who'll be the first wife? the most loved and the favourite one?
I'd prefer to stay single, if you don't mind...
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 5:14 pm
by Jimenem
I'm a Guy!!! The only one on the boards as far as I've noticed.

But sry, I'm only 17, and I'm not even single. So dating one of you, although it would be fun, would be difficult and implausable. Sry to squash all your hopes and dreams, you won't ever be able to date me

~ (jk) Good luck finding a good man that believes in JC and is just like him. . . JC = Jim Carrey I'm sure you'll find someone. lol
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 5:21 pm
by fluffy
AAAAAhhhh.......................another dream 'bites the dust'......and i was so looking forward to corrupting you..........
Ahh....'run free my young buck and enjoy your teens.................'
i'd best get back to my rocking chair..........
fluffy

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 5:28 pm
by Jimenem
fluffy wrote:AAAAAhhhh.......................another dream 'bites the dust'......and i was so looking forward to corrupting you..........
Ahh....'run free my young buck and enjoy your teens.................'
i'd best get back to my rocking chair..........
fluffy

You Crack me up- dating you would be a blast!!!! *Super dramatic voice from old 40's movie* "age is only a number! It doesn't truly matter!!!"
(Unless you're a court judge in the Uited States)
Oh well I will wallow in self pity and worthlessness until I find someone!

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 5:37 pm
by fluffy
yep!!.....................youth can be a beautiful yet cruel time......

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but y'know, i wouldn't swap my 30's for my teens.......not with the gift of wisdom which comes with age...............(enigmatic smile......

)
fluffs

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:16 pm
by lammy
Alyonushka wrote:Who wanted a man? I'm a single girl! Will ya be squeamish about me?
Joke
Who said anything about dating?
I just wanted to know if there were any single men...LOL
I know Jim is single-tis was just a question.

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:22 pm
by fluffy
for all we know he might have a little Harem full of Calefornian concubines.....complete with perspex heels and poles to shimmy down.....??.......lol..........surely every red-blooded blokes fantasy??....
then again he might have a steady girlfriend who is very discreet.........
HHHmmmm.....you never know with these famous types........but no doubt the enquirer will spill the beans when they get the info.....
(poor bloke.....it must be like being in a petri-dish.....with everyone waiting to see which mould he attracts.........
)
a cheeky fluffy

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:47 pm
by lammy
He's single-I'm single and ready for him to smack this *ss...
But really-any females here single? I don't like girls like that, just want to know.
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 9:32 pm
by thecablegal
Single lass here! And don't ever intend to be any different! I want a career, not a man! Problem is, I want kids. Kinda throws the spanner in the works!!!
Oh, and I'd swap my teens for anything! It sucks! LOL!